Friday the 13th Thread

TBOK wrote:

Thank fuck its friday, only just realised its Fri 13th......load of bollocks anyway.

Am i cuntish being that i went to bed at 9pm last night!?

Yes, yes you are... whats even more tragic is it would have been 8:30 but for corrie!

Wheres ol' Harvey gone? trying to find someone elses banter to try and pass of as his own?

TBOK wrote:

Thank fuck its friday, only just realised its Fri 13th......load of bollocks anyway.

Am i cuntish being that i went to bed at 9pm last night!?

Got to bed at 2.30, went out and watched the meteor shower...great stuff like.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Thank fuck its friday, only just realised its Fri 13th......load of bollocks anyway.

Am i cuntish being that i went to bed at 9pm last night!?

Got to bed at 2.30, went out and watched the meteor shower...great stuff like.

Yeah sounds triffic...

Gutted i missed it

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Thank fuck its friday, only just realised its Fri 13th......load of bollocks anyway.

Am i cuntish being that i went to bed at 9pm last night!?

Got to bed at 2.30, went out and watched the meteor shower...great stuff like.

Yeah sounds triffic...

Gutted i missed it

wasnt even aware there was a meteor shower

Just handed my notice in. Boss was thrilled.

Although i think its saved him the job of doing my PDR.

SonsOfPitches wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Thank fuck its friday, only just realised its Fri 13th......load of bollocks anyway.

Am i cuntish being that i went to bed at 9pm last night!?

Yes, yes you are... whats even more tragic is it would have been 8:30 but for corrie!

Wheres ol' Harvey gone? trying to find someone elses banter to try and pass of as his own?

Really though? I feel refreshed now.......nothing like a good early night!

For the record, I don't watch corrie, northern cunts.

Dead with any luck.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Thank fuck its friday, only just realised its Fri 13th......load of bollocks anyway.

Am i cuntish being that i went to bed at 9pm last night!?

Got to bed at 2.30, went out and watched the meteor shower...great stuff like.

Yeah sounds triffic...

Gutted i missed it

wasnt even aware there was a meteor shower

at the peak you could see about 160 meteors an hour.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Thank fuck its friday, only just realised its Fri 13th......load of bollocks anyway.

Am i cuntish being that i went to bed at 9pm last night!?

Got to bed at 2.30, went out and watched the meteor shower...great stuff like.

Yeah sounds triffic...

Gutted i missed it

wasnt even aware there was a meteor shower

There wasnt, Harveys fella just decided to give him a lil treat last night... what can he say, its been a while

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Thank fuck its friday, only just realised its Fri 13th......load of bollocks anyway.

Am i cuntish being that i went to bed at 9pm last night!?

Got to bed at 2.30, went out and watched the meteor shower...great stuff like.

Yeah sounds triffic...

Gutted i missed it

wasnt even aware there was a meteor shower

There wasnt, Harveys fella just decided to give him a lil treat last night... what can he say, its been a while

i'm flattered at your constant wittering about me, i really am. And your right, its been a fucking long while!

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Thank fuck its friday, only just realised its Fri 13th......load of bollocks anyway.

Am i cuntish being that i went to bed at 9pm last night!?

Got to bed at 2.30, went out and watched the meteor shower...great stuff like.

Yeah sounds triffic...

Gutted i missed it

wasnt even aware there was a meteor shower

at the peak you could see about 160 meteors an hour.

Counted them did you?

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Thank fuck its friday, only just realised its Fri 13th......load of bollocks anyway.

Am i cuntish being that i went to bed at 9pm last night!?

Got to bed at 2.30, went out and watched the meteor shower...great stuff like.

Yeah sounds triffic...

Gutted i missed it

wasnt even aware there was a meteor shower

at the peak you could see about 160 meteors an hour.

Counted them did you?

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Thank fuck its friday, only just realised its Fri 13th......load of bollocks anyway.

Am i cuntish being that i went to bed at 9pm last night!?

Got to bed at 2.30, went out and watched the meteor shower...great stuff like.

Yeah sounds triffic...

Gutted i missed it

wasnt even aware there was a meteor shower

at the peak you could see about 160 meteors an hour.

Counted them did you?

Na, but there are these guys called scientists. Now these "Scientists" record the data and then tell different newspapers and publications the results.

Said newspapers & publications then proceed to print the results for everydayers like myself and yourselves to read.

Amazing.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Thank fuck its friday, only just realised its Fri 13th......load of bollocks anyway.

Am i cuntish being that i went to bed at 9pm last night!?

Got to bed at 2.30, went out and watched the meteor shower...great stuff like.

Yeah sounds triffic...

Gutted i missed it

wasnt even aware there was a meteor shower

at the peak you could see about 160 meteors an hour.

Counted them did you?

Na, but there are these guys called scientists. Now these "Scientists" record the data and then tell different newspapers and publications the results.

Said newspapers & publications then proceed to print the results for everydayers like myself and yourselves to read.

Amazing.

Fascinating

Cunts, good morning. Break in this team meeting. Not really enjoying it, but better than spending the day talking to you cunts.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Thank fuck its friday, only just realised its Fri 13th......load of bollocks anyway.

Am i cuntish being that i went to bed at 9pm last night!?

Got to bed at 2.30, went out and watched the meteor shower...great stuff like.

Yeah sounds triffic...

Gutted i missed it

wasnt even aware there was a meteor shower

at the peak you could see about 160 meteors an hour.

Counted them did you?

Na, but there are these guys called scientists. Now these "Scientists" record the data and then tell different newspapers and publications the results.

Said newspapers & publications then proceed to print the results for everydayers like myself and yourselves to read.

Amazing.

You cant beat some good old fashioned sarcasm.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Cunts, good morning. Break in this team meeting. Not really enjoying it, but better than spending the day talking to you cunts.

Perhaps you should have team meetings more often then

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Thank fuck its friday, only just realised its Fri 13th......load of bollocks anyway.

Am i cuntish being that i went to bed at 9pm last night!?

Got to bed at 2.30, went out and watched the meteor shower...great stuff like.

Yeah sounds triffic...

Gutted i missed it

wasnt even aware there was a meteor shower

at the peak you could see about 160 meteors an hour.

Counted them did you?

Na, but there are these guys called scientists. Now these "Scientists" record the data and then tell different newspapers and publications the results.

Said newspapers & publications then proceed to print the results for everydayers like myself and yourselves to read.

Amazing.

Fascinating

to bloody right, like i said, gutted i missed it

I need a change of pic.

And will someone please change my name back.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Thank fuck its friday, only just realised its Fri 13th......load of bollocks anyway.

Am i cuntish being that i went to bed at 9pm last night!?

Got to bed at 2.30, went out and watched the meteor shower...great stuff like.

Yeah sounds triffic...

Gutted i missed it

wasnt even aware there was a meteor shower

at the peak you could see about 160 meteors an hour.

Counted them did you?

Na, but there are these guys called scientists. Now these "Scientists" record the data and then tell different newspapers and publications the results.

Said newspapers & publications then proceed to print the results for everydayers like myself and yourselves to read.

Amazing.

You cant beat some good old fashioned sarcasm.

I feel it's a dying type of humour, im trying to bring it back.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Cunts, good morning. Break in this team meeting. Not really enjoying it, but better than spending the day talking to you cunts.

get any rascal clobber last night prick?

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

I need a change of pic.

And will someone please change my name back.

As said before. No.

Stop saying please and thankyou. soppy wanker.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

I need a change of pic.

And will someone please change my name back.

i always think your meerkat....fix up!

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

I need a change of pic.

And will someone please change my name back.

you should have harvey price as your pic

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

I need a change of pic.

And will someone please change my name back.

As said before. No.

Stop saying please and thankyou. soppy wanker.

Im sorry sir, im a cunt.

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Cunts, good morning. Break in this team meeting. Not really enjoying it, but better than spending the day talking to you cunts.

get any rascal clobber last night prick?

Got some proper nice treads. Bit different, aint seen any cunts with them. Couldn't find any jeans to fit me though!