Wednesday Thread - 08/09/10

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I am cheesed off about RVP - with bendtner also too injury prone can we really afford to keep two strikers who are liable to play in just half our games this season?

Agree. RVP seems destined to be the next darren anderton. Would you take 25 mil for him in the summer? I would.

would easily take that although would a club pay so much for an injury prone player?

Who would we replace him with as well?

Man city would, just for the sake of it!!

Fuck knows, someone with stronger bones for a start.

maybe someone like Luis Suarez or Forlan next season perhaps. dont think theres any decent english ones about

i think it all depends on wether he picks up any more injuries this season

If RVP can go the rest of the season (unlikely) without another injury then we should keep him

If not then we wont get anyone. Chamakh & Bendtner will be our focus of attack with the likes of Vela moving into the first team

chamakh and bendtner are too similar to just rely on them two. I hope van persie can get back to full fitness but if not we would need another striker

He would also have Arshavin, Vela & Walcott who could all play up front

Not a forward, Not proven, also injury prone.

Who's not a forward?

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I am cheesed off about RVP - with bendtner also too injury prone can we really afford to keep two strikers who are liable to play in just half our games this season?

Agree. RVP seems destined to be the next darren anderton. Would you take 25 mil for him in the summer? I would.

would easily take that although would a club pay so much for an injury prone player?

Who would we replace him with as well?

Man city would, just for the sake of it!!

Fuck knows, someone with stronger bones for a start.

maybe someone like Luis Suarez or Forlan next season perhaps. dont think theres any decent english ones about

i think it all depends on wether he picks up any more injuries this season

If RVP can go the rest of the season (unlikely) without another injury then we should keep him

If not then we wont get anyone. Chamakh & Bendtner will be our focus of attack with the likes of Vela moving into the first team

chamakh and bendtner are too similar to just rely on them two. I hope van persie can get back to full fitness but if not we would need another striker

He would also have Arshavin, Vela & Walcott who could all play up front

yeah but would any of them be capable of getting 20 plus goals a season?

Mind you we have some good reserve/youth strikers coming through such as Afobe and JET

RVP struggles to get 20 a season, instead we have 5 or 6 players who are getting 9,10,11

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I am cheesed off about RVP - with bendtner also too injury prone can we really afford to keep two strikers who are liable to play in just half our games this season?

Agree. RVP seems destined to be the next darren anderton. Would you take 25 mil for him in the summer? I would.

would easily take that although would a club pay so much for an injury prone player?

Who would we replace him with as well?

Man city would, just for the sake of it!!

Fuck knows, someone with stronger bones for a start.

maybe someone like Luis Suarez or Forlan next season perhaps. dont think theres any decent english ones about

i think it all depends on wether he picks up any more injuries this season

If RVP can go the rest of the season (unlikely) without another injury then we should keep him

If not then we wont get anyone. Chamakh & Bendtner will be our focus of attack with the likes of Vela moving into the first team

chamakh and bendtner are too similar to just rely on them two. I hope van persie can get back to full fitness but if not we would need another striker

He would also have Arshavin, Vela & Walcott who could all play up front

yeah but would any of them be capable of getting 20 plus goals a season?

Mind you we have some good reserve/youth strikers coming through such as Afobe and JET

RVP struggles to get 20 a season, instead we have 5 or 6 players who are getting 9,10,11

if he was fit all the time he could easily get that much i reckon

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I am cheesed off about RVP - with bendtner also too injury prone can we really afford to keep two strikers who are liable to play in just half our games this season?

Agree. RVP seems destined to be the next darren anderton. Would you take 25 mil for him in the summer? I would.

would easily take that although would a club pay so much for an injury prone player?

Who would we replace him with as well?

Man city would, just for the sake of it!!

Fuck knows, someone with stronger bones for a start.

maybe someone like Luis Suarez or Forlan next season perhaps. dont think theres any decent english ones about

i think it all depends on wether he picks up any more injuries this season

If RVP can go the rest of the season (unlikely) without another injury then we should keep him

If not then we wont get anyone. Chamakh & Bendtner will be our focus of attack with the likes of Vela moving into the first team

chamakh and bendtner are too similar to just rely on them two. I hope van persie can get back to full fitness but if not we would need another striker

He would also have Arshavin, Vela & Walcott who could all play up front

yeah but would any of them be capable of getting 20 plus goals a season?

Mind you we have some good reserve/youth strikers coming through such as Afobe and JET

RVP struggles to get 20 a season, instead we have 5 or 6 players who are getting 9,10,11

if he was fit all the time he could easily get that much i reckon

Yeah, but thats the problem, he never seems able to play atleast 3/4 months without getting injured.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I am cheesed off about RVP - with bendtner also too injury prone can we really afford to keep two strikers who are liable to play in just half our games this season?

Agree. RVP seems destined to be the next darren anderton. Would you take 25 mil for him in the summer? I would.

would easily take that although would a club pay so much for an injury prone player?

Who would we replace him with as well?

Man city would, just for the sake of it!!

Fuck knows, someone with stronger bones for a start.

maybe someone like Luis Suarez or Forlan next season perhaps. dont think theres any decent english ones about

i think it all depends on wether he picks up any more injuries this season

If RVP can go the rest of the season (unlikely) without another injury then we should keep him

If not then we wont get anyone. Chamakh & Bendtner will be our focus of attack with the likes of Vela moving into the first team

chamakh and bendtner are too similar to just rely on them two. I hope van persie can get back to full fitness but if not we would need another striker

He would also have Arshavin, Vela & Walcott who could all play up front

yeah but would any of them be capable of getting 20 plus goals a season?

Mind you we have some good reserve/youth strikers coming through such as Afobe and JET

RVP struggles to get 20 a season, instead we have 5 or 6 players who are getting 9,10,11

if he was fit all the time he could easily get that much i reckon

Yeah, but thats the problem, he never seems able to play atleast 3/4 months without getting injured.

exactly, thats why we would need another striker if he were to keep getting injured

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I am cheesed off about RVP - with bendtner also too injury prone can we really afford to keep two strikers who are liable to play in just half our games this season?

Agree. RVP seems destined to be the next darren anderton. Would you take 25 mil for him in the summer? I would.

would easily take that although would a club pay so much for an injury prone player?

Who would we replace him with as well?

Man city would, just for the sake of it!!

Fuck knows, someone with stronger bones for a start.

maybe someone like Luis Suarez or Forlan next season perhaps. dont think theres any decent english ones about

i think it all depends on wether he picks up any more injuries this season

If RVP can go the rest of the season (unlikely) without another injury then we should keep him

If not then we wont get anyone. Chamakh & Bendtner will be our focus of attack with the likes of Vela moving into the first team

chamakh and bendtner are too similar to just rely on them two. I hope van persie can get back to full fitness but if not we would need another striker

He would also have Arshavin, Vela & Walcott who could all play up front

Not a forward, Not proven, also injury prone.

Who's not a forward?

Arshavin, as proved last season.

by the way, anyone think that wilshire could slot into Walcotts role for the bolton game on saturday?

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

by the way, anyone think that wilshire could slot into Walcotts role for the bolton game on saturday?

would love to see him given a go on either wing, chances are it will be rosicky or eboue though.

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

by the way, anyone think that wilshire could slot into Walcotts role for the bolton game on saturday?

would love to see him given a go on either wing, chances are it will be rosicky or eboue though.

Eboue has turned himself into a right handful. Fair play to the lad.

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

by the way, anyone think that wilshire could slot into Walcotts role for the bolton game on saturday?

would love to see him given a go on either wing, chances are it will be rosicky or eboue though.

apparantly wilshire made a big impact when he came off the bench for the under 21's

that said i wouldnt be disappointed if eboue or rosicky play there. Think it may be too early for Nasri to return

greatest ending to Arseblog ever?

"Finally for today, here's a haiku:

Interlull is gone.

Fuck off scabby Interlull.

You shit faced cunt hound."

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

greatest ending to Arseblog ever?

"Finally for today, here's a haiku:

Interlull is gone.

Fuck off scabby Interlull.

You shit faced cunt hound."

No, this is:

If he wants to talk and demonstrate to all and sundry that he's as stupid as he looks then by all means keep at it but there ought to be at least person at Stoke who doesn't carry a massive chip on their shoulder who could say to him 'You know, perhaps you should just keep quiet, you slack-jawed, drooling, half-witted, megaspacking wankhammer'.

I bet Shawcross was that kid in primary school who always had luminous green snot crusted around his nose. Fucking vegetable.

Mini-Bok wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

by the way, anyone think that wilshire could slot into Walcotts role for the bolton game on saturday?

would love to see him given a go on either wing, chances are it will be rosicky or eboue though.

Eboue has turned himself into a right handful. Fair play to the lad.

Agree he has turned it round, but would much rather see wilshere given a chance.

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

greatest ending to Arseblog ever?

"Finally for today, here's a haiku:

Interlull is gone.

Fuck off scabby Interlull.

You shit faced cunt hound."

No, this is:

If he wants to talk and demonstrate to all and sundry that he's as stupid as he looks then by all means keep at it but there ought to be at least person at Stoke who doesn't carry a massive chip on their shoulder who could say to him 'You know, perhaps you should just keep quiet, you slack-jawed, drooling, half-witted, megaspacking wankhammer'.

I bet Shawcross was that kid in primary school who always had luminous green snot crusted around his nose. Fucking vegetable.

Good point squirt. That was pretty funny too.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

greatest ending to Arseblog ever?

"Finally for today, here's a haiku:

Interlull is gone.

Fuck off scabby Interlull.

You shit faced cunt hound."

No, this is:

If he wants to talk and demonstrate to all and sundry that he's as stupid as he looks then by all means keep at it but there ought to be at least person at Stoke who doesn't carry a massive chip on their shoulder who could say to him 'You know, perhaps you should just keep quiet, you slack-jawed, drooling, half-witted, megaspacking wankhammer'.

I bet Shawcross was that kid in primary school who always had luminous green snot crusted around his nose. Fucking vegetable.

Good point squirt. That was pretty funny too.

whats with all the short jokes then

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

greatest ending to Arseblog ever?

"Finally for today, here's a haiku:

Interlull is gone.

Fuck off scabby Interlull.

You shit faced cunt hound."

No, this is:

If he wants to talk and demonstrate to all and sundry that he's as stupid as he looks then by all means keep at it but there ought to be at least person at Stoke who doesn't carry a massive chip on their shoulder who could say to him 'You know, perhaps you should just keep quiet, you slack-jawed, drooling, half-witted, megaspacking wankhammer'.

I bet Shawcross was that kid in primary school who always had luminous green snot crusted around his nose. Fucking vegetable.

Good point squirt. That was pretty funny too.

whats with all the short jokes then

I made the mistake of mentioning that I'm a titchy 5 ft 9, and because of Harveys inferiority complex he feels the need to latch onto this.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

greatest ending to Arseblog ever?

"Finally for today, here's a haiku:

Interlull is gone.

Fuck off scabby Interlull.

You shit faced cunt hound."

No, this is:

If he wants to talk and demonstrate to all and sundry that he's as stupid as he looks then by all means keep at it but there ought to be at least person at Stoke who doesn't carry a massive chip on their shoulder who could say to him 'You know, perhaps you should just keep quiet, you slack-jawed, drooling, half-witted, megaspacking wankhammer'.

I bet Shawcross was that kid in primary school who always had luminous green snot crusted around his nose. Fucking vegetable.

Good point squirt. That was pretty funny too.

whats with all the short jokes then

When he put that golf video up yesterday someone commented on how short he is.
Made me laugh. Although to be fair he's pretty average height so he reckons.

Mini-Bok wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

greatest ending to Arseblog ever?

"Finally for today, here's a haiku:

Interlull is gone.

Fuck off scabby Interlull.

You shit faced cunt hound."

No, this is:

If he wants to talk and demonstrate to all and sundry that he's as stupid as he looks then by all means keep at it but there ought to be at least person at Stoke who doesn't carry a massive chip on their shoulder who could say to him 'You know, perhaps you should just keep quiet, you slack-jawed, drooling, half-witted, megaspacking wankhammer'.

I bet Shawcross was that kid in primary school who always had luminous green snot crusted around his nose. Fucking vegetable.

Good point squirt. That was pretty funny too.

whats with all the short jokes then

I made the mistake of mentioning that I'm a titchy 5 ft 9.

about the same height as me although i may be 5ft 8 - cant quite remember

Mini-Bok wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

greatest ending to Arseblog ever?

"Finally for today, here's a haiku:

Interlull is gone.

Fuck off scabby Interlull.

You shit faced cunt hound."

No, this is:

If he wants to talk and demonstrate to all and sundry that he's as stupid as he looks then by all means keep at it but there ought to be at least person at Stoke who doesn't carry a massive chip on their shoulder who could say to him 'You know, perhaps you should just keep quiet, you slack-jawed, drooling, half-witted, megaspacking wankhammer'.

I bet Shawcross was that kid in primary school who always had luminous green snot crusted around his nose. Fucking vegetable.

Good point squirt. That was pretty funny too.

whats with all the short jokes then

I made the mistake of mentioning that I'm a titchy 5 ft 9, and because of Harveys inferiority complex he feels the need to latch onto this.

5'9"? thats disappointing. I thought you said 5'7".

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

greatest ending to Arseblog ever?

"Finally for today, here's a haiku:

Interlull is gone.

Fuck off scabby Interlull.

You shit faced cunt hound."

No, this is:

If he wants to talk and demonstrate to all and sundry that he's as stupid as he looks then by all means keep at it but there ought to be at least person at Stoke who doesn't carry a massive chip on their shoulder who could say to him 'You know, perhaps you should just keep quiet, you slack-jawed, drooling, half-witted, megaspacking wankhammer'.

I bet Shawcross was that kid in primary school who always had luminous green snot crusted around his nose. Fucking vegetable.

Good point squirt. That was pretty funny too.

whats with all the short jokes then

I made the mistake of mentioning that I'm a titchy 5 ft 9, and because of Harveys inferiority complex he feels the need to latch onto this.

5'9"? thats disappointing. I thought you said 5'7".

Nope. I'm not Sami.

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

greatest ending to Arseblog ever?

"Finally for today, here's a haiku:

Interlull is gone.

Fuck off scabby Interlull.

You shit faced cunt hound."

No, this is:

If he wants to talk and demonstrate to all and sundry that he's as stupid as he looks then by all means keep at it but there ought to be at least person at Stoke who doesn't carry a massive chip on their shoulder who could say to him 'You know, perhaps you should just keep quiet, you slack-jawed, drooling, half-witted, megaspacking wankhammer'.

I bet Shawcross was that kid in primary school who always had luminous green snot crusted around his nose. Fucking vegetable.

Good point squirt. That was pretty funny too.

whats with all the short jokes then

I made the mistake of mentioning that I'm a titchy 5 ft 9, and because of Harveys inferiority complex he feels the need to latch onto this.

5'9"? thats disappointing. I thought you said 5'7".

Nope. I'm not Sami.

oh. well that puts an end to the list of short names we came up with last night. Now i wont get to use any of these...

Shortarse
Shrimptacular
Titchoid
Sir Shortsalot
Frodo
Smallfry
Lunchbox
Dave
Shorty Shorty Shorto
big guy
squirt
half pint
gnome
dwarf
midget
jockey
smurf
devitoid
sawn off

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

greatest ending to Arseblog ever?

"Finally for today, here's a haiku:

Interlull is gone.

Fuck off scabby Interlull.

You shit faced cunt hound."

No, this is:

If he wants to talk and demonstrate to all and sundry that he's as stupid as he looks then by all means keep at it but there ought to be at least person at Stoke who doesn't carry a massive chip on their shoulder who could say to him 'You know, perhaps you should just keep quiet, you slack-jawed, drooling, half-witted, megaspacking wankhammer'.

I bet Shawcross was that kid in primary school who always had luminous green snot crusted around his nose. Fucking vegetable.

Good point squirt. That was pretty funny too.

whats with all the short jokes then

I made the mistake of mentioning that I'm a titchy 5 ft 9, and because of Harveys inferiority complex he feels the need to latch onto this.

5'9"? thats disappointing. I thought you said 5'7".

Nope. I'm not Sami.

oh. well that puts an end to the list of short names we came up with last night. Now i wont get to use any of these...

Shortarse
Shrimptacular
Titchoid
Sir Shortsalot
Frodo
Smallfry
Lunchbox
Dave
Shorty Shorty Shorto
big guy
squirt
half pint
gnome
dwarf
midget
jockey
smurf
devitoid
sawn off

Shame. You can pretend if you really want to, I know you tubbsters need all the ego massages you can get.

I can see a resemblence here.


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Now the question is, am i gonna get caned for mbeing a sad bastard if i tell you all how good the book i've been reading is?

think he'll play on Saturday?