Tuesday Thread 5th October 2010

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Seeing this Russian girl again later in the week. She's pretty cool actually, she's teaching me Russian, so far I can say: Yes, no, hello, goobye, fuck, bitch and cup of tea!

Thats easy

Yeski, Noski, Helloski, Fuckski, Bitchski and cup of Teasky

They actually hardly ever say 'ski'

When will you ever need to use Russian, barring the obvious of course. Also the first 3 can be conveyed through head and hand gestures.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Seeing this Russian girl again later in the week. She's pretty cool actually, she's teaching me Russian, so far I can say: Yes, no, hello, goobye, fuck, bitch and cup of tea!

Thats easy

Yeski, Noski, Helloski, Fuckski, Bitchski and cup of Teasky

They actually hardly ever say 'ski'

When will you ever need to use Russian, barring the obvious of course. Also the first 3 can be conveyed through head and hand gestures.

Why does it have to be for practical use? I've never learnt a different language, besides the absolute basics in French. I just asked her what a few words meant, but I'd like to actually catch on properly.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Seeing this Russian girl again later in the week. She's pretty cool actually, she's teaching me Russian, so far I can say: Yes, no, hello, goobye, fuck, bitch and cup of tea!

Thats easy

Yeski, Noski, Helloski, Fuckski, Bitchski and cup of Teasky

They actually hardly ever say 'ski'

I know, I learnt a little bit of Czech mainly yes no thank you please and the most important how to order beer and cigarettes, thats pretty much all I learn in foreign languages for my holidays, thou when ordering a beer in Prague the cunt started speeking to me as if i could understand Czech

Got a few bites with this one:

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So many angry comments on there.

comment by Goonz da Ilford G00nEr (U14238767)
posted 2 Hours Ago
"This was cringeworthy to read even as an Arsenal fan...

Some people really know nothing about football..."

Fucking prick!!

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

comment by Goonz da Ilford G00nEr (U14238767)
posted 2 Hours Ago
"This was cringeworthy to read even as an Arsenal fan...

Some people really know nothing about football..."

Fucking prick!!

Tell him it's cringey to have your 606 name on the back of your arsenal shirt.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

comment by Goonz da Ilford G00nEr (U14238767)
posted 2 Hours Ago
"This was cringeworthy to read even as an Arsenal fan...

Some people really know nothing about football..."

Fucking prick!!

Tell him it's cringey to have your 606 name on the back of your arsenal shirt.

haha Was thinking of doing that. Think I'll do it later. Can't be bothered to log onto 606.

Right time to go and get some lunch

Anelka....

He’s ripping it up at Chelsea. Somewhat reborn since joining from Bolton. During his Arsenal days he played under then captain Patrick Vieira. After missing a sitter in from of goal, his captain bitch slapped him, literally, in the dressing room. Read the hilarious excerpt from Anelka’s autobiography below.

The book, which details Anelka’s rise from Parisian street urchin to World Cup winner certainly pulls no punches, firing broadsides at former team mates from Real Madrid, Arsenal, Manchester City, Paris St German, Liverpool and Galatasaray.

“I wasn’t accepted anywhere I went.” Says Anelka with heart breaking honesty.

In it Anelka exposes the bullying tactics employed by multi national clubs world wide and holds a mirror to the ugly face of football. Some critics have even labelled it the sports equivilent to Nelson Mandela’s ‘Long Walk to Freedom.’

However none of the targets suffer the wrath of Anelka as much as former team mate Patrick Vieira, whom Anelka describes as a ‘world class git.’

In excerpts to be serialised in the Guardian Anelka reveals:

“My career at Arsenal was going from strength to strength until the day I crossed Vieira, who was better known in the Arsenal dressing room as ‘Le Long.’ I was playing against Fulham at Highbury and I remember receiving a ball from Bergkamp, then rounding the keeper with ease and, with the goal wide open, somehow managing to screw the ball wide at the last minute. It only happened because the sun was in my eyes. It wasn’t my fault! Anyway Vieira gave me a glare and I knew I was in trouble, afterwards in the showers he tore into me and I just snapped, I knew I shouldn’t have, but I called him a ‘lanky limbed boombaclart.’

At first he just stared at me with his hollow eyes. Then…..WHAM!

Just like that he slapped me across the face with his penis. Just once. But it knocked me back a few steps. It was like being struck by a wet kipper. No one could believe what they saw! Can you imagine how embarrassing it is to be smacked across the face with a 14″ pork sword in front of your team mates? It was the worst moment of my life. No one said anything for what seemed like an eternity, the silence was only broken when Ashley Cole asked “Is it my turn?” It was then I knew I had to leave. When Wenger found out what he’d done he merely high fived him and shouted “And that’s why he’s the captain. POW! Look at that thing!”

Anelka’s book reveals how he only regained his confidence eventually playing alongside Paul Dickov at Manchester City. “He could fit it in a polo.” Anelka reveals.

However not all are sympathatic to Anelka’s plight. Diagne N’dour, Vieira’s life long agent and business partner, described Anelka’s book as a ‘disgrace.’

N’dour wrote on his website that, if anything, Anelka should be privileged that he was allowed to touch Vieira’s chopper:

“In our country it is a great honour to be shown, let alone come into contact with Patrick Vieira’s porridge chucker. Instead of painting my client as a tyrant Mr Anelka should be apologizing for sullying my clients penis with his miserable, miserable face.”

Patrick Vieira is yet to comment on these accusations.

What the fuck is that!?

TBOK wrote:

What the fuck is that!?

from anelka's biography

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

What the fuck is that!?

from anelka's biography

Seriously? He actually published that!?

Surely a load of tosh

Come back and there have only been 2 comments

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

What the fuck is that!?

from anelka's biography

Seriously? He actually published that!?

Surely a load of tosh

I have seen it before, I cant remember where but yes some of it is tosh but apparently Viera looks like a babys arm holding an apple

Admin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

What the fuck is that!?

from anelka's biography

Seriously? He actually published that!?

Surely a load of tosh

I have seen it before, I cant remember where but yes some of it is tosh but apparently Viera looks like a babys arm holding an apple

Apparently Oliver Khan has the biggest wang in world football.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

What the fuck is that!?

from anelka's biography

Seriously? He actually published that!?

Surely a load of tosh

I have seen it before, I cant remember where but yes some of it is tosh but apparently Viera looks like a babys arm holding an apple

Apparently Oliver Khan has the biggest wang in world football.

How do you know this!!?

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

What the fuck is that!?

from anelka's biography

Seriously? He actually published that!?

Surely a load of tosh

I have seen it before, I cant remember where but yes some of it is tosh but apparently Viera looks like a babys arm holding an apple

Apparently Oliver Khan has the biggest wang in world football.

This I have heard.

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The last bit of number 10 made me laugh, is it the photos or are they ininuating something Else about Cashley and his Nokia

Died again this week.

TBOK wrote:

Died again this week.

Haven't got any motivation to do anything. So tired.

TBOK wrote:

Died again this week.

Yep

I may go and have a snooze for an hour

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Died again this week.

Haven't got any motivation to do anything. So tired.

I have actually been busy working today. Shocker.

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Died again this week.

Haven't got any motivation to do anything. So tired.

I have actually been busy working today. Shocker.

Caused any crashes?

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Died again this week.

Haven't got any motivation to do anything. So tired.

I have actually been busy working today. Shocker.

Caused any crashes?

Not this week.