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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:40 am
Captain Obvious wrote:
samiola wrote:
TBOK wrote:
samiola wrote:
TBOK wrote:
samiola wrote:
TBOK wrote:
samiola wrote:
Anyone see Inbetweeners this week?
that bit with the squirral had be cracking up...."whos the fucking mug now" "nah fuck him"....classic!
Yeh quality. Keep hearing people say this series is not as good. They are all the same to me! Think it's just the trendy thing to say it's not as good!
yep hate people like that...im old skool cos i been watching sice the 1st series...bore off mate its a tv show!
bit shit the last one is next week....swear theres only been 3 so far!
I have watched since day 1 and I don't think it's any different.
i think the 1st one i saw was when Niel beat the fish to death on the boat...fucking funny shit!
That was 2nd series. You need to watch the first series. The Thorpe Park episode is quality.
will check out series 1 on 4od me thinks.
i wonder what captain would have come up with if he was on the Apprentice?
Nothing. I'd of been too busy slamming the birds!
Na, reckon they'd want a relationship. Scare you away.
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:41 am
Captain Obvious wrote:
Leave it out, that 22 year old would be right on it.
That the team leader from last night? She is very odd looking.
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:42 am
TBOK wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Leave it out, that 22 year old would be right on it.
That the team leader from last night? She is very odd looking.
Fuck knows, didn't watch it. Was too busy failing to get into a pair of Russian knickers.
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:44 am
Captain Obvious wrote:
TBOK wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Leave it out, that 22 year old would be right on it.
That the team leader from last night? She is very odd looking.
Fuck knows, didn't watch it. Was too busy failing to get into a pair of Russian knickers.
Just wap your cock out and say "There you go"
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:45 am
Captain Obvious wrote:
Leave it out, that 22 year old would be right on it.
only if you wore a fake beard and disgusied your self as Alan Sugar. bet he could get all those bitches to line up with their panties down if he liked...what a cunt!
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:46 am
Captain Obvious wrote:
TBOK wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Leave it out, that 22 year old would be right on it.
That the team leader from last night? She is very odd looking.
Fuck knows, didn't watch it. Was too busy failing to get into a pair of Russian knickers.
more Vodka required!
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:46 am
samiola wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Leave it out, that 22 year old would be right on it.
only if you wore a fake beard and disgusied your self as Alan Sugar. bet he could get all those bitches to line up with their panties down if he liked...what a cunt!
Massive cunt he is. Right i'm off to take a dump in his aeroplane.
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:49 am
samiola wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
TBOK wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Leave it out, that 22 year old would be right on it.
That the team leader from last night? She is very odd looking.
Fuck knows, didn't watch it. Was too busy failing to get into a pair of Russian knickers.
more Vodka required!
does the Ruski get on it?
give her half a pill....shel be bang up for it!
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:52 am
samiola wrote:
samiola wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
TBOK wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Leave it out, that 22 year old would be right on it.
That the team leader from last night? She is very odd looking.
Fuck knows, didn't watch it. Was too busy failing to get into a pair of Russian knickers.
more Vodka required!
does the Ruski get on it?
give her half a pill....shel be bang up for it!
Not sure, although she was banging back Tequila's like they were orange juice last night.
Made a couple of cocaine reference's, think they were just ignored more than anything.
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:57 am
Captain Obvious wrote:
samiola wrote:
samiola wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
TBOK wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Leave it out, that 22 year old would be right on it.
That the team leader from last night? She is very odd looking.
Fuck knows, didn't watch it. Was too busy failing to get into a pair of Russian knickers.
more Vodka required!
does the Ruski get on it?
give her half a pill....shel be bang up for it!
Not sure, although she was banging back Tequila's like they were orange juice last night.
Made a couple of cocaine reference's, think they were just ignored more than anything.
oh well...Roofies it is then!
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:12 am
We keep doing this to my mate every time he mentions the bird he's seeing.
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:18 am
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We keep doing this to my mate every time he mentions the bird he's seeing.
ha yeah my brother and his mates do the same!
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:25 am
Ah roofies, samis guide to dating volume 1 available in all good bookshops this February
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:27 am
Admin wrote:
Ah roofies, samis guide to dating volume 1 available in all good bookshops this February
Look forward to the following.
Vol 2. Racsim, It's Great. Vol 3. How to avoid Football Hooliganism Vol 4. Surviving as a midget Vol 5. Life as a baby
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:30 am
TBOK wrote:
Admin wrote:
Ah roofies, samis guide to dating volume 1 available in all good bookshops this February
Look forward to the following.
Vol 2. Racsim, It's Great. Vol 3. How to avoid Football Hooliganism Vol 4. Surviving as a midget Vol 5. Life as a baby
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:31 am
TBOK wrote:
Admin wrote:
Ah roofies, samis guide to dating volume 1 available in all good bookshops this February
Look forward to the following.
Vol 2. Racsim, It's Great. Vol 3. How to avoid Football Hooliganism Vol 4. Surviving as a midget Vol 5. Life as a baby
I'm looking forward to WC's installments.
Vol 1. How to talk shite. Vol 2. How to carry on drinking after using an industrial hole puncher on yourself. Vol 3. How talk someone into walking off a cliff.
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:33 am
Captain Obvious wrote:
TBOK wrote:
Admin wrote:
Ah roofies, samis guide to dating volume 1 available in all good bookshops this February
Look forward to the following.
Vol 2. Racsim, It's Great. Vol 3. How to avoid Football Hooliganism Vol 4. Surviving as a midget Vol 5. Life as a baby
I'm looking forward to WC's installments.
Vol 1. How to talk shite. Vol 2. How to carry on drinking after using an industrial hole puncher on yourself. Vol 3. How talk someone into walking off a cliff.
Admin's
Vol 1. A Guide to Animal Porn Vol 2. How to surf the internet for porn Vol 3. How to cover your tracks Vol 4. How to build an underground sex cellar Vol 5. A Guide to Online Grooming
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:35 am
TBOK wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
TBOK wrote:
Admin wrote:
Ah roofies, samis guide to dating volume 1 available in all good bookshops this February
Look forward to the following.
Vol 2. Racsim, It's Great. Vol 3. How to avoid Football Hooliganism Vol 4. Surviving as a midget Vol 5. Life as a baby
I'm looking forward to WC's installments.
Vol 1. How to talk shite. Vol 2. How to carry on drinking after using an industrial hole puncher on yourself. Vol 3. How talk someone into walking off a cliff.
Admin's
Vol 1. A Guide to Animal Porn Vol 2. How to surf the internet for porn Vol 3. How to cover your tracks Vol 4. How to build an underground sex cellar Vol 5. A Guide to Online Grooming
Magic's
Vol 1. Introducing Mr Politically Correct. Vol 2. How to be an old cunt. Vol 3. How to be a crying cunt. Vol 4. How to be a soppy cunt. Vol 5. How to be an old, soppy, crying cunt.
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:37 am
Captain Obvious wrote:
TBOK wrote:
Admin wrote:
Ah roofies, samis guide to dating volume 1 available in all good bookshops this February
Look forward to the following.
Vol 2. Racsim, It's Great. Vol 3. How to avoid Football Hooliganism Vol 4. Surviving as a midget Vol 5. Life as a baby
I'm looking forward to WC's installments.
Vol 1. How to talk shite. Vol 2. How to carry on drinking after using an industrial hole puncher on yourself. Vol 3. How talk someone into walking off a cliff.
ha you wankers!
WC
Vol 4. How to get a free Mcdonalds (featuring Leeroy) Vol 5. How to drink 14 Leefes in an hour Lunch Break (order online for your free Leffe Gallon sized glass)
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:38 am
Captain Obvious wrote:
TBOK wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
TBOK wrote:
Admin wrote:
Ah roofies, samis guide to dating volume 1 available in all good bookshops this February
Look forward to the following.
Vol 2. Racsim, It's Great. Vol 3. How to avoid Football Hooliganism Vol 4. Surviving as a midget Vol 5. Life as a baby
I'm looking forward to WC's installments.
Vol 1. How to talk shite. Vol 2. How to carry on drinking after using an industrial hole puncher on yourself. Vol 3. How talk someone into walking off a cliff.
Admin's
Vol 1. A Guide to Animal Porn Vol 2. How to surf the internet for porn Vol 3. How to cover your tracks Vol 4. How to build an underground sex cellar Vol 5. A Guide to Online Grooming
Magic's
Vol 1. Introducing Mr Politically Correct. Vol 2. How to be an old cunt. Vol 3. How to be a crying cunt. Vol 4. How to be a soppy cunt. Vol 5. How to be an old, soppy, crying cunt.
Harvey.
Vol 1. How to stay a Virgin Vol 2. A Journey of Food Vol 3. How to dress like a cunt Vol 4. Caravan Holidays Vol 5. How to cope with Aids
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:38 am
samiola wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
TBOK wrote:
Admin wrote:
Ah roofies, samis guide to dating volume 1 available in all good bookshops this February
Look forward to the following.
Vol 2. Racsim, It's Great. Vol 3. How to avoid Football Hooliganism Vol 4. Surviving as a midget Vol 5. Life as a baby
I'm looking forward to WC's installments.
Vol 1. How to talk shite. Vol 2. How to carry on drinking after using an industrial hole puncher on yourself. Vol 3. How talk someone into walking off a cliff.
ha you wankers!
WC
Vol 4. How to get a free Mcdonalds (featuring Leeroy) Vol 5. How to drink 14 Leefes in an hour Lunch Break (order online for your free Leffe Gallon sized glass)
Hahahaha
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:42 am
TBOK
Vol 1. A guide to having a ginger kid by a black haired wife. Vol 2. How to play golf and survive. Vol 3. How to go to the shitter and survive. Vol 4. Rational thinking when the lights go out. Vol 5. How to cope in a potential assassination attempt.
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:43 am
SOG's
Vol 1. How to stay in the closet Vol 2. How to be a soppy cunt Vol 3. How to maximise the use of the Diva smiley Vol 4. How to get followers on 606 by acting like a faggot Vol 5. How to make a diva cake
TBOK's
Vol 1. How to survive toilet attacks in darkness (includes free night vision goggles. Vol 2. How to get over your kid being ginger Vol 3. TBOKS guide to staying in on the weekend
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:45 am
Captain Obvious wrote:
TBOK
Vol 1. A guide to having a ginger kid by a black haired wife. Vol 2. How to play golf and survive. Vol 3. How to go to the shitter and survive. Vol 4. Rational thinking when the lights go out. Vol 5. How to cope in a potential assassination attempt.
Captain.
Vol 1. Always looking up. Vol 2. Relieving Neck Pain Vol 3. Living with an Inferiority Complex Vol 4. Looking up to a Hero Vol 5. A guide to my Hero - TBOK
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Subject: Re: Thursday 14/10/10 Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:46 am
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SOG's
Vol 1. How to stay in the closet Vol 2. How to be a soppy cunt Vol 3. How to maximise the use of the Diva smiley Vol 4. How to get followers on 606 by acting like a faggot Vol 5. How to make a diva cake
TBOK's
Vol 1. How to survive toilet attacks in darkness (includes free night vision goggles. Vol 2. How to get over your kid being ginger Vol 3. TBOKS guide to staying in on the weekend