Monday 16/08/10 Thread

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

hahaha Dressing a certain way doesn't make someone a nigger though. Does he talk a certain way?

he'll finish in the gym and wear the same clothes home. Hence he stinks, hence a nigger.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

hahaha Dressing a certain way doesn't make someone a nigger though. Does he talk a certain way?

His general demeanour.

A sad cunt indeed.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

hahaha Dressing a certain way doesn't make someone a nigger though. Does he talk a certain way?

he'll finish in the gym and wear the same clothes home. Hence he stinks, hence a nigger.

hahaha Harvey!

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

I know the cunt. He's in there every day for about 3 hours going from cross trainer to excercise bike and back again.. got tattoos up both arms?

Fucking big old unit though

Yeah that cunt. Does everything I think. Went on the chest press after me, and maxed it with 10 reps. Unreal.

Could you and Harvey take him if you teamed up?

I just got wiped out by a punchball. What do you think?

I think Aberdeen was looking for a different answer.

Na, i am wanting too know if you think the 2 of you could deck him.

on a more important note. does anyone in the london area know anyone who's so slutty i wouldnt have to try?

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

I know the cunt. He's in there every day for about 3 hours going from cross trainer to excercise bike and back again.. got tattoos up both arms?

Fucking big old unit though

Yeah that cunt. Does everything I think. Went on the chest press after me, and maxed it with 10 reps. Unreal.

Could you and Harvey take him if you teamed up?

I just got wiped out by a punchball. What do you think?

I think Aberdeen was looking for a different answer.

Na, i am wanting too know if you think the 2 of you could deck him.

Can't learn how to take a punch, and I never see him in the Boxing ring. I think if I landed one on him we'd have a chance.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

I know the cunt. He's in there every day for about 3 hours going from cross trainer to excercise bike and back again.. got tattoos up both arms?

Fucking big old unit though

Yeah that cunt. Does everything I think. Went on the chest press after me, and maxed it with 10 reps. Unreal.

Could you and Harvey take him if you teamed up?

I just got wiped out by a punchball. What do you think?

I think Aberdeen was looking for a different answer.

Na, i am wanting too know if you think the 2 of you could deck him.

I'd quite like to see any vidoe footage of any said confrontation

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

on a more important note. does anyone in the london area know anyone who's so slutty i wouldnt have to try?

Plenty. Go to the Railway opposite Liverpool St on a Thursday, and pretend you've got some cash. Essex birds after a Trader. I went back to some chicks place in Barnet last time I was in there. Woke up to a 4 year old jumping all over the bed!

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

on a more important note. does anyone in the london area know anyone who's so slutty i wouldnt have to try?

Don't know anyone as such but in years gone by the area around Kings Cross was quite "fruitful"

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

on a more important note. does anyone in the london area know anyone who's so slutty i wouldnt have to try?

Plenty. Go to the Railway opposite Liverpool St on a Thursday, and pretend you've got some cash. Essex birds after a Trader. I went back to some chicks place in Barnet last time I was in there. Woke up to a 4 year old jumping all over the bed!

Where abouts in Barnet?

When was it?

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

on a more important note. does anyone in the london area know anyone who's so slutty i wouldnt have to try?

Plenty. Go to the Railway opposite Liverpool St on a Thursday, and pretend you've got some cash. Essex birds after a Trader. I went back to some chicks place in Barnet last time I was in there. Woke up to a 4 year old jumping all over the bed!

Where abouts in Barnet?

When was it?

Fucked if I know. Was about 1am, and I wasn't in a good way. Good lord, must of been about a year ago.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

on a more important note. does anyone in the london area know anyone who's so slutty i wouldnt have to try?

Plenty. Go to the Railway opposite Liverpool St on a Thursday, and pretend you've got some cash. Essex birds after a Trader. I went back to some chicks place in Barnet last time I was in there. Woke up to a 4 year old jumping all over the bed!

trouble is... i cant pull off acting like i have cash... as its plainly obvious that i dont.

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

on a more important note. does anyone in the london area know anyone who's so slutty i wouldnt have to try?

Plenty. Go to the Railway opposite Liverpool St on a Thursday, and pretend you've got some cash. Essex birds after a Trader. I went back to some chicks place in Barnet last time I was in there. Woke up to a 4 year old jumping all over the bed!

Where abouts in Barnet?

When was it?

Fucked if I know. Was about 1am, and I wasn't in a good way. Good lord, must of been about a year ago.

Ahhh - That's alright then. Hadn't moved to Barnet then.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

on a more important note. does anyone in the london area know anyone who's so slutty i wouldnt have to try?

Plenty. Go to the Railway opposite Liverpool St on a Thursday, and pretend you've got some cash. Essex birds after a Trader. I went back to some chicks place in Barnet last time I was in there. Woke up to a 4 year old jumping all over the bed!

trouble is... i cant pull off acting like i have cash... as its plainly obvious that i dont.

If your trying to act like a city boy, then just wear a decent suit, talk like a wanker, act like a prick and take loads of cocaine.

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

on a more important note. does anyone in the london area know anyone who's so slutty i wouldnt have to try?

Plenty. Go to the Railway opposite Liverpool St on a Thursday, and pretend you've got some cash. Essex birds after a Trader. I went back to some chicks place in Barnet last time I was in there. Woke up to a 4 year old jumping all over the bed!

Where abouts in Barnet?

When was it?

Fucked if I know. Was about 1am, and I wasn't in a good way. Good lord, must of been about a year ago.

Ahhh - That's alright then. Hadn't moved to Barnet then.

It's alright it weren't your missus. Had her the other week.

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

on a more important note. does anyone in the london area know anyone who's so slutty i wouldnt have to try?

Plenty. Go to the Railway opposite Liverpool St on a Thursday, and pretend you've got some cash. Essex birds after a Trader. I went back to some chicks place in Barnet last time I was in there. Woke up to a 4 year old jumping all over the bed!

Where abouts in Barnet?

When was it?

Fucked if I know. Was about 1am, and I wasn't in a good way. Good lord, must of been about a year ago.

Ahhh - That's alright then. Hadn't moved to Barnet then.

It's alright it weren't your missus. Had her the other week.

You could have fucking kept her.

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

on a more important note. does anyone in the london area know anyone who's so slutty i wouldnt have to try?

Plenty. Go to the Railway opposite Liverpool St on a Thursday, and pretend you've got some cash. Essex birds after a Trader. I went back to some chicks place in Barnet last time I was in there. Woke up to a 4 year old jumping all over the bed!

Where abouts in Barnet?

When was it?

Fucked if I know. Was about 1am, and I wasn't in a good way. Good lord, must of been about a year ago.

Ahhh - That's alright then. Hadn't moved to Barnet then.

It's alright it weren't your missus. Had her the other week.

You could have fucking kept her.

She got much left in the tank?

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

on a more important note. does anyone in the london area know anyone who's so slutty i wouldnt have to try?

Plenty. Go to the Railway opposite Liverpool St on a Thursday, and pretend you've got some cash. Essex birds after a Trader. I went back to some chicks place in Barnet last time I was in there. Woke up to a 4 year old jumping all over the bed!

Where abouts in Barnet?

When was it?

Fucked if I know. Was about 1am, and I wasn't in a good way. Good lord, must of been about a year ago.

Ahhh - That's alright then. Hadn't moved to Barnet then.

It's alright it weren't your missus. Had her the other week.

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

on a more important note. does anyone in the london area know anyone who's so slutty i wouldnt have to try?

Plenty. Go to the Railway opposite Liverpool St on a Thursday, and pretend you've got some cash. Essex birds after a Trader. I went back to some chicks place in Barnet last time I was in there. Woke up to a 4 year old jumping all over the bed!

Where abouts in Barnet?

When was it?

Fucked if I know. Was about 1am, and I wasn't in a good way. Good lord, must of been about a year ago.

Ahhh - That's alright then. Hadn't moved to Barnet then.

It's alright it weren't your missus. Had her the other week.

You could have fucking kept her.

Harvey will bite your fucking hand off at the rate he's talking...regardless if she is over 50 and 30 stone...

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

on a more important note. does anyone in the london area know anyone who's so slutty i wouldnt have to try?

Plenty. Go to the Railway opposite Liverpool St on a Thursday, and pretend you've got some cash. Essex birds after a Trader. I went back to some chicks place in Barnet last time I was in there. Woke up to a 4 year old jumping all over the bed!

Where abouts in Barnet?

When was it?

Fucked if I know. Was about 1am, and I wasn't in a good way. Good lord, must of been about a year ago.

Ahhh - That's alright then. Hadn't moved to Barnet then.

It's alright it weren't your missus. Had her the other week.

You could have fucking kept her.

She got much left in the tank?

Plenty.

Fucking hell I'm bored. Got to update my internal CV by the end of the week and I really can't be arsed. Just some poxy fucking HR shite.

TheVoyuer wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

on a more important note. does anyone in the london area know anyone who's so slutty i wouldnt have to try?

Plenty. Go to the Railway opposite Liverpool St on a Thursday, and pretend you've got some cash. Essex birds after a Trader. I went back to some chicks place in Barnet last time I was in there. Woke up to a 4 year old jumping all over the bed!

Where abouts in Barnet?

When was it?

Fucked if I know. Was about 1am, and I wasn't in a good way. Good lord, must of been about a year ago.

Ahhh - That's alright then. Hadn't moved to Barnet then.

It's alright it weren't your missus. Had her the other week.

You could have fucking kept her.

Harvey will bite your fucking hand off at the rate he's talking...regardless if she is over 50 and 30 stone...

By the sounds of it, even a 50 year old 30 stoner would turn Harvey down at the moment.

That boy needs to go see a prostitute.

[quote="The Magic Man"]

TheVoyuer wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

on a more important note. does anyone in the london area know anyone who's so slutty i wouldnt have to try?

Plenty. Go to the Railway opposite Liverpool St on a Thursday, and pretend you've got some cash. Essex birds after a Trader. I went back to some chicks place in Barnet last time I was in there. Woke up to a 4 year old jumping all over the bed!

Where abouts in Barnet?

When was it?

[/quot

Fucked if I know. Was about 1am, and I wasn't in a good way. Good lord, must of been about a year ago.

Ahhh - That's alright then. Hadn't moved to Barnet then.

It's alright it weren't your missus. Had her the other week.

You could have fucking kept her.

Harvey will bite your fucking hand off at the rate he's talking...regardless if she is over 50 and 30 stone...

By the sounds of it, even a 50 year old 30 stoner would turn Harvey down at the moment.

That boy needs to go see a prostitute.

There was a documentary once about a prostitute in london who only charged a pound a session. sounds about boulds level

[quote="Van Persies Left Foot"]

The Magic Man wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

on a more important note. does anyone in the london area know anyone who's so slutty i wouldnt have to try?

Plenty. Go to the Railway opposite Liverpool St on a Thursday, and pretend you've got some cash. Essex birds after a Trader. I went back to some chicks place in Barnet last time I was in there. Woke up to a 4 year old jumping all over the bed!

Where abouts in Barnet?

When was it?

[/quot

Fucked if I know. Was about 1am, and I wasn't in a good way. Good lord, must of been about a year ago.

Ahhh - That's alright then. Hadn't moved to Barnet then.

It's alright it weren't your missus. Had her the other week.

You could have fucking kept her.

Harvey will bite your fucking hand off at the rate he's talking...regardless if she is over 50 and 30 stone...

By the sounds of it, even a 50 year old 30 stoner would turn Harvey down at the moment.

That boy needs to go see a prostitute.

There was a documentary once about a prostitute in london who only charged a pound a session. sounds about boulds level

Classy. Whereabouts in London and does she still do it. It would be ideal for Harvey.

[quote="The Magic Man"]

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

on a more important note. does anyone in the london area know anyone who's so slutty i wouldnt have to try?

Plenty. Go to the Railway opposite Liverpool St on a Thursday, and pretend you've got some cash. Essex birds after a Trader. I went back to some chicks place in Barnet last time I was in there. Woke up to a 4 year old jumping all over the bed!

Where abouts in Barnet?

When was it?

[/quot

Fucked if I know. Was about 1am, and I wasn't in a good way. Good lord, must of been about a year ago.

Ahhh - That's alright then. Hadn't moved to Barnet then.

It's alright it weren't your missus. Had her the other week.

You could have fucking kept her.

Harvey will bite your fucking hand off at the rate he's talking...regardless if she is over 50 and 30 stone...

By the sounds of it, even a 50 year old 30 stoner would turn Harvey down at the moment.

That boy needs to go see a prostitute.

There was a documentary once about a prostitute in london who only charged a pound a session. sounds about boulds level

Classy. Whereabouts in London and does she still do it. It would be ideal for Harvey.

You don't seem interested at all.

[quote="The Magic Man"]

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

on a more important note. does anyone in the london area know anyone who's so slutty i wouldnt have to try?

Plenty. Go to the Railway opposite Liverpool St on a Thursday, and pretend you've got some cash. Essex birds after a Trader. I went back to some chicks place in Barnet last time I was in there. Woke up to a 4 year old jumping all over the bed!

Where abouts in Barnet?

When was it?

[/quot

Fucked if I know. Was about 1am, and I wasn't in a good way. Good lord, must of been about a year ago.

Ahhh - That's alright then. Hadn't moved to Barnet then.

It's alright it weren't your missus. Had her the other week.

You could have fucking kept her.

Harvey will bite your fucking hand off at the rate he's talking...regardless if she is over 50 and 30 stone...

By the sounds of it, even a 50 year old 30 stoner would turn Harvey down at the moment.

That boy needs to go see a prostitute.

There was a documentary once about a prostitute in london who only charged a pound a session. sounds about boulds level

Classy. Whereabouts in London and does she still do it. It would be ideal for Harvey.

no idea where abouts to be honest

oh and warren barton reckons shay given is going to arsenal

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