Monday 16/08/10 Thread

Edward Catflap wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

First you were beaten up by a fat chick and now an inanimate object

Might as well end it all Harvey :cheers:

i'm seriously considering it. I'm starting to think i'll never have sex again.

What do you mean "again"

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Ok, i've just fully justified the name Harvey.

Eh?

Made a complete cunt of myself at the gym.

A regular occurence, surely?

Yeah but not this bad.

So i've done this fightklub class that i've been doing for a couple of months and there's a girl in there i've been talking to that i sort of know from thursday nights out in the city. Anyway, today we ended up sharing a punchbag and we had a really good laugh doing the class so (bearing in mind i'm in such a dry spell i'm practically saharan) i asked her if she's out thursday and she said no but she'd come out if i was doing anything. Which was great... its almost a date...ish.

Then we said our goodbyes and as i walked off i thought i'd show a bit of mmasculinity. I absolutely leathered this ceiling to floor punchball just as she called my name. As i turned round to see what she wanted the fucking thing sprung back at me, caught me plum on the chin so hard that the cunting thing actually knocked me over.

She reckons she's still gonna come Thursday. I have my doubts.

Tbf you don't really ooze of swagger.

Firstly; Tbf???

secondly; 'You dont really ooze swagger'. No 'of' needed.

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Edward Catflap wrote:

I bet you don't make her come Thursday

Well thats a given.

Orgasms are like opinions my dear boy. Mines more important and if i'm being honest i dont really care if she has one.

Fair shout

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Ok, i've just fully justified the name Harvey.

Eh?

Made a complete cunt of myself at the gym.

A regular occurence, surely?

Yeah but not this bad.

So i've done this fightklub class that i've been doing for a couple of months and there's a girl in there i've been talking to that i sort of know from thursday nights out in the city. Anyway, today we ended up sharing a punchbag and we had a really good laugh doing the class so (bearing in mind i'm in such a dry spell i'm practically saharan) i asked her if she's out thursday and she said no but she'd come out if i was doing anything. Which was great... its almost a date...ish.

Then we said our goodbyes and as i walked off i thought i'd show a bit of mmasculinity. I absolutely leathered this ceiling to floor punchball just as she called my name. As i turned round to see what she wanted the fucking thing sprung back at me, caught me plum on the chin so hard that the cunting thing actually knocked me over.

She reckons she's still gonna come Thursday. I have my doubts.

Sounds believeable.....except i don't believe you can leather anything with enough force to then knock you over. Even though you are a pigeon chested wanker.

Thanks for your support.

I hope you die very soon.

Geniunely made me laugh!!

Captain Obvious wrote:

Geniunely made me laugh!!

Great! you'll have to write 'i love you TBOK' on a big cake.

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Geniunely made me laugh!!

Great! you'll have to write 'i love you TBOK' on a big cake.

Just because someone made me laugh, doesn't mean I've instantly fallen in love with them. Unlike you, who seems to think you're going to get your end away with some fat chick who can clearly batter you senseless.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

to be fair i think they thought that anyway after i wore my 'Gillingham March on Wembley 2009' t shirt last week.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Geniunely made me laugh!!

Great! you'll have to write 'i love you TBOK' on a big cake.

Just because someone made me laugh, doesn't mean I've instantly fallen in love with them. Unlike you, who seems to think you're going to get your end away with some fat chick who can clearly batter you senseless.

I really dont have the dignity to argue right now.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

I know the cunt. He's in there every day for about 3 hours going from cross trainer to excercise bike and back again.. got tattoos up both arms?

Fucking big old unit though

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

I know the cunt. He's in there every day for about 3 hours going from cross trainer to excercise bike and back again.. got tattoos up both arms?

Fucking big old unit though

Yeah that cunt. Does everything I think. Went on the chest press after me, and maxed it with 10 reps. Unreal.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

3/4 length jeans? is he a girl or can he not get jeans that fit properly

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

I know the cunt. He's in there every day for about 3 hours going from cross trainer to excercise bike and back again.. got tattoos up both arms?

Fucking big old unit though

Yeah that cunt. Does everything I think. Went on the chest press after me, and maxed it with 10 reps. Unreal.

Have you ever seen that personal trainer chiraz?

half cast bird. As i was leaving today she was showing someone how to do the hip adduction but she was wearing these tiny little hotpants while she was doing it. Had to stop and pretend to look at the notice board just to have a gander.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

I know the cunt. He's in there every day for about 3 hours going from cross trainer to excercise bike and back again.. got tattoos up both arms?

Fucking big old unit though

Yeah that cunt. Does everything I think. Went on the chest press after me, and maxed it with 10 reps. Unreal.

Could you and Harvey take him if you teamed up?

Edward Catflap wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

3/4 length jeans? is he a girl or can he not get jeans that fit properly

imagine a crossbreed of Eminem and 50 Cent. thats pretty close to the mark.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

I know the cunt. He's in there every day for about 3 hours going from cross trainer to excercise bike and back again.. got tattoos up both arms?

Fucking big old unit though

Yeah that cunt. Does everything I think. Went on the chest press after me, and maxed it with 10 reps. Unreal.

Could you and Harvey take him if you teamed up?

I just got wiped out by a punchball. What do you think?

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

I know the cunt. He's in there every day for about 3 hours going from cross trainer to excercise bike and back again.. got tattoos up both arms?

Fucking big old unit though

Yeah that cunt. Does everything I think. Went on the chest press after me, and maxed it with 10 reps. Unreal.

Could you and Harvey take him if you teamed up?

I just got wiped out by a punchball. What do you think?

I think Aberdeen was looking for a different answer.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

I know the cunt. He's in there every day for about 3 hours going from cross trainer to excercise bike and back again.. got tattoos up both arms?

Fucking big old unit though

Yeah that cunt. Does everything I think. Went on the chest press after me, and maxed it with 10 reps. Unreal.

Could you and Harvey take him if you teamed up?

I just got wiped out by a punchball. What do you think?

I think Aberdeen was looking for a different answer.

ahh. Yeah i missed that.

right, going to do me hair.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

I know the cunt. He's in there every day for about 3 hours going from cross trainer to excercise bike and back again.. got tattoos up both arms?

Fucking big old unit though

Yeah that cunt. Does everything I think. Went on the chest press after me, and maxed it with 10 reps. Unreal.

Could you and Harvey take him if you teamed up?

I just got wiped out by a punchball. What do you think?

I think Aberdeen was looking for a different answer.

ahh. Yeah i missed that.

right, going to do me hair.

Such a bender.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Edward Catflap wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

3/4 length jeans? is he a girl or can he not get jeans that fit properly

imagine a crossbreed of Eminem and 50 Cent. thats pretty close to the mark.

I thought Raoul Moat was dead

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

I know the cunt. He's in there every day for about 3 hours going from cross trainer to excercise bike and back again.. got tattoos up both arms?

Fucking big old unit though

Yeah that cunt. Does everything I think. Went on the chest press after me, and maxed it with 10 reps. Unreal.

Could you and Harvey take him if you teamed up?

I just got wiped out by a punchball. What do you think?

I think Aberdeen was looking for a different answer.

ahh. Yeah i missed that.

right, going to do me hair.

Such a bender.

Didn't take you as being a master of understatement

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

I know the cunt. He's in there every day for about 3 hours going from cross trainer to excercise bike and back again.. got tattoos up both arms?

Fucking big old unit though

Yeah that cunt. Does everything I think. Went on the chest press after me, and maxed it with 10 reps. Unreal.

Could you and Harvey take him if you teamed up?

I just got wiped out by a punchball. What do you think?

I think Aberdeen was looking for a different answer.

ahh. Yeah i missed that.

right, going to do me hair.

Such a bender.

its why i'm so good with the ladies..

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

hahaha Dressing a certain way doesn't make someone a nigger though. Does he talk a certain way?

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just think harvey, not only has that chick probably told all her friends about your incident, everyone in the gym will now be thinking you are a complete tool

There are some fucking tools in that Gym, even Harvey would seem normal.

There's this one bloke, fucking huge, thinks he's a nigger, wears one of those fitted caps, a vest, 3/4 length jeans & some massive basketball shoes. Walks round like he's a rapper. If he was a lot fucking smaller I'd of battered him. But he's a big cunt, so I generally look away.

hahaha Dressing a certain way doesn't make someone a nigger though. Does he talk a certain way?

His general demeanour.