The Belated Thursday Thread

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

plus they are quickly keen to jump onto things that they dont like that other people do - like playing computer games or something

The second you mention playing on the xbox one of them says to get a life

exactly. Which makes me wonder. TBOK and captain both have kids, meaning they cant always go out.

So f they consider the Xbox/ PS3 so sad, what do they do all night when they're babysitting? Watch shit on TV i'd guess, which is at least equally sad.

has captain got a kid then? Fucking hell.

apparently so.

Admin wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

plus they are quickly keen to jump onto things that they dont like that other people do - like playing computer games or something

The second you mention playing on the xbox one of them says to get a life

exactly. Which makes me wonder. TBOK and captain both have kids, meaning they cant always go out.

So f they consider the Xbox/ PS3 so sad, what do they do all night when they're babysitting? Watch shit on TV i'd guess, which is at least equally sad.

Or what everyone else does whn they babysit, let the kid have a bath on it's own whilst you eat all the food in the fridge and watch porn

Do you watch the pay per view stuff or the free stuff on tv?

Oh Aberdeen preview video of the Amanda Rendal boy girl scen can be found here, definateley not safe for work though
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Admin wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

plus they are quickly keen to jump onto things that they dont like that other people do - like playing computer games or something

The second you mention playing on the xbox one of them says to get a life

exactly. Which makes me wonder. TBOK and captain both have kids, meaning they cant always go out.

So f they consider the Xbox/ PS3 so sad, what do they do all night when they're babysitting? Watch shit on TV i'd guess, which is at least equally sad.

Or what everyone else does whn they babysit, let the kid have a bath on it's own whilst you eat all the food in the fridge and watch porn

Straight out of the babysitters handbook.

Right, i have an essay to write.

Speak to you cunts in an hour or so.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Admin wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

plus they are quickly keen to jump onto things that they dont like that other people do - like playing computer games or something

The second you mention playing on the xbox one of them says to get a life

exactly. Which makes me wonder. TBOK and captain both have kids, meaning they cant always go out.

So f they consider the Xbox/ PS3 so sad, what do they do all night when they're babysitting? Watch shit on TV i'd guess, which is at least equally sad.

Or what everyone else does whn they babysit, let the kid have a bath on it's own whilst you eat all the food in the fridge and watch porn

Do you watch the pay per view stuff or the free stuff on tv?

neither, all soft crap, though I do watch the babe channels if Amanda or Caty are on

I was in a nightclub last night when a Paki woman walked up to me.

She said, "I could do with a big dick".

I said, "I bet you could, you've already got a moustache".

My Dad would often stumble home from the pub, get lost and try to get into my bed by mistake. "Wrong bed again, you drunken twat" I'd say with affection.

"Sorry Jim" He'd say, chuckling. "Is your sister in the top bunk? Earmuffs on, kid. You know the drill."

I hit a child at 40 last night.

I'm babysitting at no 42 tonight, and if that little cunt doesn't behave himself he's gonna get a fucking pasting as well.

The floods have left Pakistan short of food, so i've donated some pork pies, sausage rolls and a few packs of bacon.

Lets see how hungry the cunts really are.

Where will you find Alan Carr in a fight against Gok Wan?

Comparethequeertwat.com

Simples.

Just downloaded Chris Browns Greatest Hits album

Suprised Rhianna wasn't on there

Admin wrote:

Just downloaded Chris Browns Greatest Hits album

Suprised Rhianna wasn't on there

Morning clunges.

Has TBOK's powers been removed yet?

convo between tbok and captain last night:

Tbok: Anyway, you cunt.

Im thinking of banning every cunt on here for the next 2 days to fuck them all up.

Good idea?


Captain: You done it yet????


Tbok: will, but admin cunt was just on and will probably just unban them later tonight.......worth a shot though.

Captain: Do it now, while nobody is about.

Captain: Can you restrict new users from signing up too?? Percy will sign up.

Tbok: Dont know how to, want to stop non-members from viewing as well but no idea how!

Tbok: Done, let the cunts stew for a few hours at least tomorrow!! Won't matter to you as you are never here!


Sad fuckers. Tboks powers must be removed

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Admin wrote:

Just downloaded Chris Browns Greatest Hits album

Suprised Rhianna wasn't on there

And that one was not from Sickipedia

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

convo between tbok and captain last night:

Tbok: Anyway, you cunt.

Im thinking of banning every cunt on here for the next 2 days to fuck them all up.

Good idea?


Captain: You done it yet????


Tbok: will, but admin cunt was just on and will probably just unban them later tonight.......worth a shot though.

Captain: Do it now, while nobody is about.

Captain: Can you restrict new users from signing up too?? Percy will sign up.

Tbok: Dont know how to, want to stop non-members from viewing as well but no idea how!

Tbok: Done, let the cunts stew for a few hours at least tomorrow!! Won't matter to you as you are never here!


Sad fuckers. Tboks powers must be removed

I agree. Adminazzi?

I also don't mind Aberdeens suggestion earlier, about him being Admin and even VPLF also being Admin.

My Dad would often stumble home from the pub, get lost and try to get into my bed by mistake. "Wrong bed again, you drunken twat" I'd say with affection.

"Sorry Jim" He'd say, chuckling. "Is your sister in the top bunk? Earmuffs on, kid. You know the drill."

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

My Dad would often stumble home from the pub, get lost and try to get into my bed by mistake. "Wrong bed again, you drunken twat" I'd say with affection.

"Sorry Jim" He'd say, chuckling. "Is your sister in the top bunk? Earmuffs on, kid. You know the drill."

you just stole that from admin who posted it in the previous page

TBOK is a cunt...

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

My Dad would often stumble home from the pub, get lost and try to get into my bed by mistake. "Wrong bed again, you drunken twat" I'd say with affection.

"Sorry Jim" He'd say, chuckling. "Is your sister in the top bunk? Earmuffs on, kid. You know the drill."

you just stole that from admin who posted it in the previous page

did he? whoops i stole it from sickapedia. didnt realise admin had already posted it

I love A-level results day.

Thousands of drunken 18-year-old girls staggering round the city centre who've already had their self-esteem destroyed.

TheVoyuer wrote:

TBOK is a cunt...

agree with this cunt

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

My Dad would often stumble home from the pub, get lost and try to get into my bed by mistake. "Wrong bed again, you drunken twat" I'd say with affection.

"Sorry Jim" He'd say, chuckling. "Is your sister in the top bunk? Earmuffs on, kid. You know the drill."

you just stole that from admin who posted it in the previous page

did he? whoops i stole it from sickapedia. didnt realise admin had already posted it

Yep all bar the Chris Brown joke were from sickipedia

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

TBOK is a cunt...

agree with this cunt

I had never been banned before (Something I was proud of) As I think the only other cunt who hadn't was Admin because he can't be.....

Admin wrote:

I love A-level results day.

Thousands of drunken 18-year-old girls staggering round the city centre who've already had their self-esteem destroyed.

Indeed.