Thursday 05/08/10

Cunts, that is all.

Urgh, I feel rough today. Ended up shagging some fat bird in Chatham last night. If any of you have ever been to Chatham, you'll understand what a shit hole it is!

Captain Obvious wrote:

Urgh, I feel rough today. Ended up shagging some fat bird in Chatham last night. If any of you have ever been to Chatham, you'll understand what a shit hole it is!

Oh yeah I remembered you saying about this yesterday - was it worth it?!

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Urgh, I feel rough today. Ended up shagging some fat bird in Chatham last night. If any of you have ever been to Chatham, you'll understand what a shit hole it is!

Oh yeah I remembered you saying about this yesterday - was it worth it?!

God no. Good blowjob though.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Urgh, I feel rough today. Ended up shagging some fat bird in Chatham last night. If any of you have ever been to Chatham, you'll understand what a shit hole it is!

Oh yeah I remembered you saying about this yesterday - was it worth it?!

God no. Good blowjob though.

And now the stalking begins

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Urgh, I feel rough today. Ended up shagging some fat bird in Chatham last night. If any of you have ever been to Chatham, you'll understand what a shit hole it is!

Oh yeah I remembered you saying about this yesterday - was it worth it?!

God no. Good blowjob though.

And now the stalking begins

I will tell her to fuck off.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Urgh, I feel rough today. Ended up shagging some fat bird in Chatham last night. If any of you have ever been to Chatham, you'll understand what a shit hole it is!

Not the only one, managed 90 minutes last night for the first time in years, saying that was in goals for 60-70 though but loved it, won 13-11 and only conceeded 7.

Elbows and knee's are torn to fuck though and my lower back is aching..

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Urgh, I feel rough today. Ended up shagging some fat bird in Chatham last night. If any of you have ever been to Chatham, you'll understand what a shit hole it is!

Oh yeah I remembered you saying about this yesterday - was it worth it?!

God no. Good blowjob though.

And now the stalking begins

I will tell her to fuck off.

She might be the type who threatens to kill herself if you dont pay her any attention

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Urgh, I feel rough today. Ended up shagging some fat bird in Chatham last night. If any of you have ever been to Chatham, you'll understand what a shit hole it is!

Oh yeah I remembered you saying about this yesterday - was it worth it?!

God no. Good blowjob though.

And now the stalking begins

I will tell her to fuck off.

Hmm, you dont seem to understand, you wont see her, she'll be lurking in the shadows

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Urgh, I feel rough today. Ended up shagging some fat bird in Chatham last night. If any of you have ever been to Chatham, you'll understand what a shit hole it is!

Not the only one, managed 90 minutes last night for the first time in years, saying that was in goals for 60-70 though but loved it, won 13-11 and only conceeded 7.

Elbows and knee's are torn to fuck though and my lower back is aching..

Only conceeded 7? glad you dont play in goal for arsenal!

ive submitted my career break form into work :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

ive submitted my career break form into work :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

whats that?

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

ive submitted my career break form into work :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

whats that?

Planning to do a two month conservation project in Zimbabwe next year working with lions - probably extend my stay to three months

need to do something different rather than this shitty office life

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

ive submitted my career break form into work :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

whats that?

Planning to do a two month conservation project in Zimbabwe next year working with lions - probably extend my stay to three months

need to do something different rather than this shitty office life

I wish I could do something like that. One of the drawbacks of having kids. Good luck to you.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

ive submitted my career break form into work :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

whats that?

Planning to do a two month conservation project in Zimbabwe next year working with lions - probably extend my stay to three months

need to do something different rather than this shitty office life

I wish I could do something like that. One of the drawbacks of having kids. Good luck to you.

Actually, what am I saying? I hope you get fucking eaten by a Lion.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

ive submitted my career break form into work :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

whats that?

Planning to do a two month conservation project in Zimbabwe next year working with lions - probably extend my stay to three months

need to do something different rather than this shitty office life

Well played sir Percy.

Wish I'd done something like that, but like el capitano says, drawback to having kids.

You will love it, I'm sure.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

ive submitted my career break form into work :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

whats that?

Planning to do a two month conservation project in Zimbabwe next year working with lions - probably extend my stay to three months

need to do something different rather than this shitty office life

I wish I could do something like that. One of the drawbacks of having kids. Good luck to you.

Actually, what am I saying? I hope you get fucking eaten by a Lion.

:cheers: :cheers: actually the lions there are only cubs between 4 months and 18 months old

Oh well i could still get killed by poachers or get malaria

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Urgh, I feel rough today. Ended up shagging some fat bird in Chatham last night. If any of you have ever been to Chatham, you'll understand what a shit hole it is!

Oh yeah I remembered you saying about this yesterday - was it worth it?!

God no. Good blowjob though.

And now the stalking begins

I will tell her to fuck off.

Hmm, you dont seem to understand, you wont see her, she'll be lurking in the shadows

I had to report a bird to the police once. (THIS IS NOT A WC TYPE STORY)

met her on holidays. She tracked me down. Shagged her in every single possible way for about year and then when I dumped her she wouldn't let go. Had to report her to the police for hasslement. She was writing to my work place, turning up at my work, ringing my home hroughthe night (I still lived at home at the time) etc. etc. etc.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

ive submitted my career break form into work :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

whats that?

Planning to do a two month conservation project in Zimbabwe next year working with lions - probably extend my stay to three months

need to do something different rather than this shitty office life

I wish I could do something like that. One of the drawbacks of having kids. Good luck to you.

Actually, what am I saying? I hope you get fucking eaten by a Lion.

:cheers: :cheers: actually the lions there are only cubs between 4 months and 18 months old

Oh well i could still get killed by poachers or get malaria

Funniest part of my honeymoon, was when we visited an elephant sanctuary. I had a bunch of bananas. Baby fucking elephant pulled me over to grab them. Beware the young uns.

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Urgh, I feel rough today. Ended up shagging some fat bird in Chatham last night. If any of you have ever been to Chatham, you'll understand what a shit hole it is!

Oh yeah I remembered you saying about this yesterday - was it worth it?!

God no. Good blowjob though.

And now the stalking begins

I will tell her to fuck off.

Hmm, you dont seem to understand, you wont see her, she'll be lurking in the shadows

I had to report a bird to the police once. (THIS IS NOT A WC TYPE STORY)

met her on holidays. She tracked me down. Shagged her in every single possible way for about year and then when I dumped her she wouldn't let go. Had to report her to the police for hasslement. She was writing to my work place, turning up at my work, ringing my home hroughthe night (I still lived at home at the time) etc. etc. etc.

and then you eventually married her

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Urgh, I feel rough today. Ended up shagging some fat bird in Chatham last night. If any of you have ever been to Chatham, you'll understand what a shit hole it is!

Oh yeah I remembered you saying about this yesterday - was it worth it?!

God no. Good blowjob though.

And now the stalking begins

I will tell her to fuck off.

Hmm, you dont seem to understand, you wont see her, she'll be lurking in the shadows

I had to report a bird to the police once. (THIS IS NOT A WC TYPE STORY)

met her on holidays. She tracked me down. Shagged her in every single possible way for about year and then when I dumped her she wouldn't let go. Had to report her to the police for hasslement. She was writing to my work place, turning up at my work, ringing my home hroughthe night (I still lived at home at the time) etc. etc. etc.

and then you eventually married her

Good god no. She was fucking rough.

by the way, anyone know which team the spuds can draw in the draw for the qualification for the CL today?

i know one of them is ajax but not sure about the others. hope they go out at the first hurdle :cheers:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

by the way, anyone know which team the spuds can draw in the draw for the qualification for the CL today?

i know one of them is ajax but not sure about the others. hope they go out at the first hurdle :cheers:

Not sure, but surely BBC have the options?

Would be perfection if they did go out. Wouldn't even fall into the UEFA cup.

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Urgh, I feel rough today. Ended up shagging some fat bird in Chatham last night. If any of you have ever been to Chatham, you'll understand what a shit hole it is!

Oh yeah I remembered you saying about this yesterday - was it worth it?!

God no. Good blowjob though.

And now the stalking begins

I will tell her to fuck off.

Hmm, you dont seem to understand, you wont see her, she'll be lurking in the shadows

I had to report a bird to the police once. (THIS IS NOT A WC TYPE STORY)

met her on holidays. She tracked me down. Shagged her in every single possible way for about year and then when I dumped her she wouldn't let go. Had to report her to the police for hasslement. She was writing to my work place, turning up at my work, ringing my home hroughthe night (I still lived at home at the time) etc. etc. etc.

No matter what you've done, Magic has done it too, but better.

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Urgh, I feel rough today. Ended up shagging some fat bird in Chatham last night. If any of you have ever been to Chatham, you'll understand what a shit hole it is!

Oh yeah I remembered you saying about this yesterday - was it worth it?!

God no. Good blowjob though.

And now the stalking begins

I will tell her to fuck off.

Hmm, you dont seem to understand, you wont see her, she'll be lurking in the shadows

I had to report a bird to the police once. (THIS IS NOT A WC TYPE STORY)

met her on holidays. She tracked me down. Shagged her in every single possible way for about year and then when I dumped her she wouldn't let go. Had to report her to the police for hasslement. She was writing to my work place, turning up at my work, ringing my home hroughthe night (I still lived at home at the time) etc. etc. etc.

No matter what you've done, Magic has done it too, but better.

I am almost double your age matey.



& I certainly wouldn't say it was better. Believe me she WAS rough.