Thursday 05/08/10

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Are you actually training to be a broker Bould?

I will be.

At the moment i'm meant to be training to be an underwriter. But its such a busy department that i get fuck all training and i've spent the past 10 months clearing backlogs and chasing unpaid premiums.

So you'll be cold calling and cunting about for the first few months. Stay in touch though, if you earn a few quid I'll invest it for you.

You any good on pension funds?

Excellent. It's what we specialise in.

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Are you actually training to be a broker Bould?

I will be.

At the moment i'm meant to be training to be an underwriter. But its such a busy department that i get fuck all training and i've spent the past 10 months clearing backlogs and chasing unpaid premiums.

So you'll be cold calling and cunting about for the first few months. Stay in touch though, if you earn a few quid I'll invest it for you.

You any good on pension funds?

Excellent. It's what we specialise in.

Winterthur any good?

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

anyone getting tickets for the arsenal bolton game

Got an e-mail yesterday offering me tickets to Sunderland away....may take it up depending on price.

Probably one of the best locations for you to get to.

Yeah,

Liverpool, Everton, Man City, Wigan, Bolton, Blackburn, Newcastle, Sunderland and Blackpool are the ones they do trips to this season, not to mention they will get 30/40 tickets for old trafford so I might get one of them as well.

The Blackpool game i think is going to be a full weekend so party in blackpool as well

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Are you actually training to be a broker Bould?

I will be.

At the moment i'm meant to be training to be an underwriter. But its such a busy department that i get fuck all training and i've spent the past 10 months clearing backlogs and chasing unpaid premiums.

So you'll be cold calling and cunting about for the first few months. Stay in touch though, if you earn a few quid I'll invest it for you.

You any good on pension funds?

Excellent. It's what we specialise in.

Winterthur any good?

Depends what scheme you're in. I'm currently transferring two schemes from Winterthur. Get a shit load of funds to invest in, but they're not actively managed like ours.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

anyone getting tickets for the arsenal bolton game

Got an e-mail yesterday offering me tickets to Sunderland away....may take it up depending on price.

Probably one of the best locations for you to get to.

Yeah,

Liverpool, Everton, Man City, Wigan, Bolton, Blackburn, Newcastle, Sunderland and Blackpool are the ones they do trips to this season, not to mention they will get 30/40 tickets for old trafford so I might get one of them as well.

The Blackpool game i think is going to be a full weekend so party in blackpool as well

I did Doncaster away with the Gillingham boys about 2 years ago. Surprisingly, thats a fucking good night out!

So's Norwich, Portsmouth, Southampton, but they pretty much go without saying.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Are you actually training to be a broker Bould?

I will be.

At the moment i'm meant to be training to be an underwriter. But its such a busy department that i get fuck all training and i've spent the past 10 months clearing backlogs and chasing unpaid premiums.

So you'll be cold calling and cunting about for the first few months. Stay in touch though, if you earn a few quid I'll invest it for you.

You any good on pension funds?

Excellent. It's what we specialise in.

Winterthur any good?

Depends what scheme you're in. I'm currently transferring two schemes from Winterthur. Get a shit load of funds to invest in, but they're not actively managed like ours.

You lost me.

Luckily i'm not retiring any time soon so i'll have a think.

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Are you actually training to be a broker Bould?

I will be.

At the moment i'm meant to be training to be an underwriter. But its such a busy department that i get fuck all training and i've spent the past 10 months clearing backlogs and chasing unpaid premiums.

So you'll be cold calling and cunting about for the first few months. Stay in touch though, if you earn a few quid I'll invest it for you.

You any good on pension funds?

Excellent. It's what we specialise in.

Good. When I next get the choice of where to put my funds, I'll ask you.

Normally get a choice of options and always go for normal.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Are you actually training to be a broker Bould?

I will be.

At the moment i'm meant to be training to be an underwriter. But its such a busy department that i get fuck all training and i've spent the past 10 months clearing backlogs and chasing unpaid premiums.

So you'll be cold calling and cunting about for the first few months. Stay in touch though, if you earn a few quid I'll invest it for you.

You any good on pension funds?

Excellent. It's what we specialise in.

Winterthur any good?

Depends what scheme you're in. I'm currently transferring two schemes from Winterthur. Get a shit load of funds to invest in, but they're not actively managed like ours.

You lost me.

Luckily i'm not retiring any time soon so i'll have a think.

Basically Bould, your bog standard Pension will give you x amount of funds to invest in, but it's a fucking lottery where you go. We have our own funds, and fund managers, that are monitered externally. So, if they're shit, they get sacked. Simple.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Are you actually training to be a broker Bould?

I will be.

At the moment i'm meant to be training to be an underwriter. But its such a busy department that i get fuck all training and i've spent the past 10 months clearing backlogs and chasing unpaid premiums.

So you'll be cold calling and cunting about for the first few months. Stay in touch though, if you earn a few quid I'll invest it for you.

You any good on pension funds?

Excellent. It's what we specialise in.

Winterthur any good?

Depends what scheme you're in. I'm currently transferring two schemes from Winterthur. Get a shit load of funds to invest in, but they're not actively managed like ours.

You lost me.

Luckily i'm not retiring any time soon so i'll have a think.

Basically Bould, your bog standard Pension will give you x amount of funds to invest in, but it's a fucking lottery where you go. We have our own funds, and fund managers, that are monitered externally. So, if they're shit, they get sacked. Simple.

Ahhh i'm with ya.

Well i'll see what sort of pension i get at JLT and i may have to come to you for some advice.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Are you actually training to be a broker Bould?

I will be.

At the moment i'm meant to be training to be an underwriter. But its such a busy department that i get fuck all training and i've spent the past 10 months clearing backlogs and chasing unpaid premiums.

So you'll be cold calling and cunting about for the first few months. Stay in touch though, if you earn a few quid I'll invest it for you.

You any good on pension funds?

Excellent. It's what we specialise in.

Winterthur any good?

Depends what scheme you're in. I'm currently transferring two schemes from Winterthur. Get a shit load of funds to invest in, but they're not actively managed like ours.

You lost me.

Luckily i'm not retiring any time soon so i'll have a think.

Basically Bould, your bog standard Pension will give you x amount of funds to invest in, but it's a fucking lottery where you go. We have our own funds, and fund managers, that are monitered externally. So, if they're shit, they get sacked. Simple.

Ahhh i'm with ya.

Well i'll see what sort of pension i get at JLT and i may have to come to you for some advice.

Send me a copy of the funds you get and I'll tell you where to put it. You're young, so you can afford to be risky.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Are you actually training to be a broker Bould?

I will be.

At the moment i'm meant to be training to be an underwriter. But its such a busy department that i get fuck all training and i've spent the past 10 months clearing backlogs and chasing unpaid premiums.

So you'll be cold calling and cunting about for the first few months. Stay in touch though, if you earn a few quid I'll invest it for you.

You any good on pension funds?

Excellent. It's what we specialise in.

Winterthur any good?

Depends what scheme you're in. I'm currently transferring two schemes from Winterthur. Get a shit load of funds to invest in, but they're not actively managed like ours.

You lost me.

Luckily i'm not retiring any time soon so i'll have a think.

Basically Bould, your bog standard Pension will give you x amount of funds to invest in, but it's a fucking lottery where you go. We have our own funds, and fund managers, that are monitered externally. So, if they're shit, they get sacked. Simple.

Ahhh i'm with ya.

Well i'll see what sort of pension i get at JLT and i may have to come to you for some advice.

Send me a copy of the funds you get and I'll tell you where to put it. You're young, so you can afford to be risky.

If my pension doesnt bring me in at least a grand a week when i've retired then i'll be coming to find you and beating you to death with a zimmer frame.

Also, has anyone ever owned/ know someone who's owned a Mazda RX-8?

I'm thinking about buying one but i've heard they absolutel guzzle petrol. I wanna know how badly.

also... how reliable etc they are.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Are you actually training to be a broker Bould?

I will be.

At the moment i'm meant to be training to be an underwriter. But its such a busy department that i get fuck all training and i've spent the past 10 months clearing backlogs and chasing unpaid premiums.

So you'll be cold calling and cunting about for the first few months. Stay in touch though, if you earn a few quid I'll invest it for you.

You any good on pension funds?

Excellent. It's what we specialise in.

Winterthur any good?

Depends what scheme you're in. I'm currently transferring two schemes from Winterthur. Get a shit load of funds to invest in, but they're not actively managed like ours.

You lost me.

Luckily i'm not retiring any time soon so i'll have a think.

Basically Bould, your bog standard Pension will give you x amount of funds to invest in, but it's a fucking lottery where you go. We have our own funds, and fund managers, that are monitered externally. So, if they're shit, they get sacked. Simple.

Ahhh i'm with ya.

Well i'll see what sort of pension i get at JLT and i may have to come to you for some advice.

Send me a copy of the funds you get and I'll tell you where to put it. You're young, so you can afford to be risky.

If my pension doesnt bring me in at least a grand a week when i've retired then i'll be coming to find you and beating you to death with a zimmer frame.

A grand a week? So 52kpa? Lol, Bouldy if you're putting away now and take into account inflation, you should be looking at about double that you cunt.

Captain Obvious wrote:

A grand a week? So 52kpa? Lol, Bouldy if you're putting away now and take into account inflation, you should be looking at about double that you cunt.

I see. Top work.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

A grand a week? So 52kpa? Lol, Bouldy if you're putting away now and take into account inflation, you should be looking at about double that you cunt.

I see. Top work.

seriously? £100k a year throughout retirement?

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

A grand a week? So 52kpa? Lol, Bouldy if you're putting away now and take into account inflation, you should be looking at about double that you cunt.

I see. Top work.

Its my job.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Are you actually training to be a broker Bould?

I will be.

At the moment i'm meant to be training to be an underwriter. But its such a busy department that i get fuck all training and i've spent the past 10 months clearing backlogs and chasing unpaid premiums.

So you'll be cold calling and cunting about for the first few months. Stay in touch though, if you earn a few quid I'll invest it for you.

You any good on pension funds?

Excellent. It's what we specialise in.

Winterthur any good?

Depends what scheme you're in. I'm currently transferring two schemes from Winterthur. Get a shit load of funds to invest in, but they're not actively managed like ours.

You lost me.

Luckily i'm not retiring any time soon so i'll have a think.

Basically Bould, your bog standard Pension will give you x amount of funds to invest in, but it's a fucking lottery where you go. We have our own funds, and fund managers, that are monitered externally. So, if they're shit, they get sacked. Simple.

Ahhh i'm with ya.

Well i'll see what sort of pension i get at JLT and i may have to come to you for some advice.

Send me a copy of the funds you get and I'll tell you where to put it. You're young, so you can afford to be risky.

If my pension doesnt bring me in at least a grand a week when i've retired then i'll be coming to find you and beating you to death with a zimmer frame.

A grand a week? So 52kpa? Lol, Bouldy if you're putting away now and take into account inflation, you should be looking at about double that you cunt.

I'd want a lot more. But I can't really afford to be too risky.

I also have 3 different pension schemes. Should / can I amalgamate them?

The Magic Man wrote:

I'd want a lot more. But I can't really afford to be too risky.

I also have 3 different pension schemes. Should / can I amalgamate them?

You've got an option to transfer. If the 3 schemes are complying, and the receiving scheme deems the risk acceptable for transfer, then all 3 pensions can go into one Retirement plan. Its basically the bulk of my job to analyse the pensions, compile the report and advise/dont advise the transfer.

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

I'd want a lot more. But I can't really afford to be too risky.

I also have 3 different pension schemes. Should / can I amalgamate them?

You've got an option to transfer. If the 3 schemes are complying, and the receiving scheme deems the risk acceptable for transfer, then all 3 pensions can go into one Retirement plan. Its basically the bulk of my job to analyse the pensions, compile the report and advise/dont advise the transfer.

If you weren't known as such a cunt, I'd get your number and give you my details...

Right, I'm off to get changed for the cricket. Need to put my suit on. Might need to dust it off first though.

The Magic Man wrote:

Right, I'm off to get changed for the cricket. Need to put my suit on. Might need to dust it off first though.

Cunt! Enjoy.

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Right, I'm off to get changed for the cricket. Need to put my suit on. Might need to dust it off first though.

Cunt! Enjoy.

So you deal with pensions exclusivly? i dont understand them...i put money aside each month and when i retire they begin paying it to me?


I've no idea

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Right, I'm off to get changed for the cricket. Need to put my suit on. Might need to dust it off first though.

Cunt! Enjoy.

So you deal with pensions exclusivly? i dont understand them...i put money aside each month and when i retire they begin paying it to me?


I've no idea

yeah im not too clued up on pensions although i am doing one where i work

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Right, I'm off to get changed for the cricket. Need to put my suit on. Might need to dust it off first though.

Cunt! Enjoy.

So you deal with pensions exclusivly? i dont understand them...i put money aside each month and when i retire they begin paying it to me?


I've no idea

Not exclusively. We deal with high net worth clients, and advise them on what products they should invest in, depending on their own personal circumstances, but most of our business is through pensions.

And yes, pretty much spot on. They get various tax breaks and can generate a lot of money in retirement if used properly.

Fucking hell, shall I just hold a Q&A session?