Wednesday Thread - 08/09/10

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

See my toilet drama is still being discussed.

It went dark for no reason, usually that would mean power cut, but it wasn't making me think someone had turned the light out and was coming for me!!!!


I stand by the fact is was freaky.

perhaps someone was just playing a prank

For the love of god Sog, see sense. All the signs point to murder. Luckily someone must have scared him away in time.

Just have a good ole fashioned smoke, i always sleep peacefully and quite easily as well.

Although about 2 years ago after a smoke I woke up in the middle of a panic attack, couldn't take oxygen in and was proper freaking out.

anyone else have those ones where you think you have woken up and everything seems completely normal then something wired happens and you realise its a dream then you think youve woken up again but really your still draeming...it happend about 5 or 6 times sometimes before your actually wake up...like Groundhog day or some shit...well annoying!

TBOK wrote:

About what, your local running out of WKD?

No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

About what, your local running out of WKD?

No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...

Now that is scary shit.

England winger Theo Walcott taken to hospital for X-ray on injured ankle

Probably snapped in 3 places.

Mini-Bok wrote:

England winger Theo Walcott taken to hospital for X-ray on injured ankle

Probably snapped in 3 places.

Wow, only 14 hours late with that news.

Mini-Bok wrote:

England winger Theo Walcott taken to hospital for X-ray on injured ankle

Probably snapped in 3 places.

old news - scans revealed no break and most likely just bruising

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

About what, your local running out of WKD?

No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...

.....then the music starts...after a few bars i wake up covered in sweat and a shitty smell coming from beneath the sheets!

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

About what, your local running out of WKD?

No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...

Ain't you pushing it a bit now? Repetitive cunt! Was fairly amusing coming from someone like you in the beginning. Probably cause I remembered how obese you are.

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

About what, your local running out of WKD?

No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...

Now that is scary shit.

To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

About what, your local running out of WKD?

No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...

Now that is scary shit.

To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.

Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

About what, your local running out of WKD?

No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...

Ain't you pushing it a bit now? Repetitive cunt! Was fairly amusing coming from someone like you in the beginning. Probably cause I remembered how obese you are.

Agreed!

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

About what, your local running out of WKD?

No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...

Ain't you pushing it a bit now? Repetitive cunt! Was fairly amusing coming from someone like you in the beginning. Probably cause I remembered how obese you are.

yeah. like the WKD thing hasnt been used before.

Besides, the thought of TBOK quivering with fear on a toilet seat caling out 'someone's in here' as the room goes dark makes me laugh every single time i think ofit.

Mini-Bok wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

About what, your local running out of WKD?

No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...

Ain't you pushing it a bit now? Repetitive cunt! Was fairly amusing coming from someone like you in the beginning. Probably cause I remembered how obese you are.

Agreed!

fair enough Mini-Bok. Lets talk about step ladders.

Mini-Bok wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

About what, your local running out of WKD?

No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...

Ain't you pushing it a bit now? Repetitive cunt! Was fairly amusing coming from someone like you in the beginning. Probably cause I remembered how obese you are.

Agreed!

you forgot to add "With this Cunt"

how ironic!!

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

About what, your local running out of WKD?

No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...

Ain't you pushing it a bit now? Repetitive cunt! Was fairly amusing coming from someone like you in the beginning. Probably cause I remembered how obese you are.

yeah. like the WKD thing hasnt been used before.

Besides, the thought of TBOK quivering with fear on a toilet seat caling out 'someone's in here' as the room goes dark makes me laugh every single time i think ofit.

I think you just like the thought of TBOK on the carsy/

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

About what, your local running out of WKD?

No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...

Now that is scary shit.

To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.

Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?

course it did, although was concerned as to how i'd be able to wipe my ass properly in the dark when I couldn't even see the paper., lucky for me though some cunt wandered in and the lights came back on.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

About what, your local running out of WKD?

No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...

Now that is scary shit.

To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.

Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?

course it did, although was concerned as to how i'd be able to wipe my ass properly in the dark when I couldn't even see the paper., lucky for me though some cunt wandered in and the lights came back on.

anyone ever had to wipe their ass with their weaker hand...fuckin hard work!

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

About what, your local running out of WKD?

No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...

Ain't you pushing it a bit now? Repetitive cunt! Was fairly amusing coming from someone like you in the beginning. Probably cause I remembered how obese you are.

yeah. like the WKD thing hasnt been used before.

Besides, the thought of TBOK quivering with fear on a toilet seat caling out 'someone's in here' as the room goes dark makes me laugh every single time i think ofit.

I think you just like the thought of TBOK on the carsy/

Yawn

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

About what, your local running out of WKD?

No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...

Now that is scary shit.

To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.

Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?

course it did, although was concerned as to how i'd be able to wipe my ass properly in the dark when I couldn't even see the paper., lucky for me though some cunt wandered in and the lights came back on.

did it ever cross your mind that someone was out to get you? or did you know the lights were on a censor?

samiola wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

About what, your local running out of WKD?

No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...

Ain't you pushing it a bit now? Repetitive cunt! Was fairly amusing coming from someone like you in the beginning. Probably cause I remembered how obese you are.

Agreed!

you forgot to add "With this Cunt"

how ironic!!

What is the exact irony here?

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

About what, your local running out of WKD?

No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...

Now that is scary shit.

To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.

Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?

course it did, although was concerned as to how i'd be able to wipe my ass properly in the dark when I couldn't even see the paper., lucky for me though some cunt wandered in and the lights came back on.

anyone ever had to wipe their ass with their weaker hand...fuckin hard work!

Yes when i broke my knuckle they plastered me up. Was single at the time as well.........

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

About what, your local running out of WKD?

No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...

Now that is scary shit.

To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.

Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?

course it did, although was concerned as to how i'd be able to wipe my ass properly in the dark when I couldn't even see the paper., lucky for me though some cunt wandered in and the lights came back on.

anyone ever had to wipe their ass with their weaker hand...fuckin hard work!

Impossible. When i broke my wrist i thought left hand wanking would be my main problem. trouble is to wipe your arse with your left hand you have to twist your body in a way that seems unnatural and you just cant get a decent concentric circle going with your leftie.

TBOK wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

About what, your local running out of WKD?

No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...

Now that is scary shit.

To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.

Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?

course it did, although was concerned as to how i'd be able to wipe my ass properly in the dark when I couldn't even see the paper., lucky for me though some cunt wandered in and the lights came back on.

anyone ever had to wipe their ass with their weaker hand...fuckin hard work!

Yes when i broke my knuckle they plastered me up. Was single at the time as well.........

fuck i keep laughing out loud today.

Are you implying here that if you had a mrs at the time she'd wipe your arse for you?