No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...
Ain't you pushing it a bit now? Repetitive cunt! Was fairly amusing coming from someone like you in the beginning. Probably cause I remembered how obese you are.
Agreed!
you forgot to add "With this Cunt"
how ironic!!
What is the exact irony here?
that there is no Irony...how ironic!
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No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...
Now that is scary shit.
To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.
Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?
course it did, although was concerned as to how i'd be able to wipe my ass properly in the dark when I couldn't even see the paper., lucky for me though some cunt wandered in and the lights came back on.
anyone ever had to wipe their ass with their weaker hand...fuckin hard work!
Fucking task and a half, broke my left wrist a few years back so had it in a cast. you never realise how weak the other arm is.
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No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...
Now that is scary shit.
To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.
Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?
course it did, although was concerned as to how i'd be able to wipe my ass properly in the dark when I couldn't even see the paper., lucky for me though some cunt wandered in and the lights came back on.
anyone ever had to wipe their ass with their weaker hand...fuckin hard work!
Impossible. When i broke my wrist i thought left hand wanking would be my main problem. trouble is to wipe your arse with your left hand you have to twist your body in a way that seems unnatural and you just cant get a decent concentric circle going with your leftie.
Dont you just stand there and get showered down with a hose you fat cunt?
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Posts : 4857 Join date : 2010-05-19 Age : 43 Location : Essex/London
No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...
Now that is scary shit.
To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.
Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?
course it did, although was concerned as to how i'd be able to wipe my ass properly in the dark when I couldn't even see the paper., lucky for me though some cunt wandered in and the lights came back on.
anyone ever had to wipe their ass with their weaker hand...fuckin hard work!
Yes when i broke my knuckle they plastered me up. Was single at the time as well.........
fuck i keep laughing out loud today.
Are you implying here that if you had a mrs at the time she'd wipe your arse for you?
Clearly not!
I was impying that i had to wank left handed.
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Posts : 5466 Join date : 2010-04-07 Age : 34 Location : London
No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...
Ain't you pushing it a bit now? Repetitive cunt! Was fairly amusing coming from someone like you in the beginning. Probably cause I remembered how obese you are.
Agreed!
you forgot to add "With this Cunt"
how ironic!!
What is the exact irony here?
that there is no Irony...how ironic!
Never thought I'd say this, but you actually posses less intelectual ability than Dubbed.
Aberdeengooner World Cup Winner
Posts : 3619 Join date : 2010-02-24 Age : 38 Location : Aberdeen
No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...
Now that is scary shit.
To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.
Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?
course it did, although was concerned as to how i'd be able to wipe my ass properly in the dark when I couldn't even see the paper., lucky for me though some cunt wandered in and the lights came back on.
did it ever cross your mind that someone was out to get you? or did you know the lights were on a censor?
thought some cunt was having a laugh and had turned them off, never crossed my mind that I could get jumped but I was on a holiday resort at the time.
No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...
Now that is scary shit.
To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.
Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?
course it did, although was concerned as to how i'd be able to wipe my ass properly in the dark when I couldn't even see the paper., lucky for me though some cunt wandered in and the lights came back on.
anyone ever had to wipe their ass with their weaker hand...fuckin hard work!
Surprised you even wipe it. You come across a dirty, unhygienic cunt.
Captain Obvious WC Wannabe
Posts : 5466 Join date : 2010-04-07 Age : 34 Location : London
No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...
Now that is scary shit.
To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.
Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?
course it did, although was concerned as to how i'd be able to wipe my ass properly in the dark when I couldn't even see the paper., lucky for me though some cunt wandered in and the lights came back on.
anyone ever had to wipe their ass with their weaker hand...fuckin hard work!
Yes when i broke my knuckle they plastered me up. Was single at the time as well.........
fuck i keep laughing out loud today.
Are you implying here that if you had a mrs at the time she'd wipe your arse for you?
Clearly not!
I was impying that i had to wank left handed.
Quiet weird actually, im left handed, but if the bishop is away to get spanked then i do it right handed.
No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...
Ain't you pushing it a bit now? Repetitive cunt! Was fairly amusing coming from someone like you in the beginning. Probably cause I remembered how obese you are.
Agreed!
you forgot to add "With this Cunt"
how ironic!!
What is the exact irony here?
that there is no Irony...how ironic!
Never thought I'd say this, but you actually posses less intelectual ability than Dubbed.
pipe down podge
Aberdeengooner World Cup Winner
Posts : 3619 Join date : 2010-02-24 Age : 38 Location : Aberdeen
No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...
Now that is scary shit.
To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.
Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?
course it did, although was concerned as to how i'd be able to wipe my ass properly in the dark when I couldn't even see the paper., lucky for me though some cunt wandered in and the lights came back on.
anyone ever had to wipe their ass with their weaker hand...fuckin hard work!
Surprised you even wipe it. You come across a dirty, unhygienic cunt.
No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...
Ain't you pushing it a bit now? Repetitive cunt! Was fairly amusing coming from someone like you in the beginning. Probably cause I remembered how obese you are.
Agreed!
you forgot to add "With this Cunt"
how ironic!!
What is the exact irony here?
that there is no Irony...how ironic!
Never thought I'd say this, but you actually posses less intelectual ability than Dubbed.
Ironically you spelt 'intellectual' wrong. Not forgetting you were agreeing with me a few moments ago.
Captain Obvious WC Wannabe
Posts : 5466 Join date : 2010-04-07 Age : 34 Location : London
No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...
Now that is scary shit.
To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.
Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?
course it did, although was concerned as to how i'd be able to wipe my ass properly in the dark when I couldn't even see the paper., lucky for me though some cunt wandered in and the lights came back on.
anyone ever had to wipe their ass with their weaker hand...fuckin hard work!
Surprised you even wipe it. You come across a dirty, unhygienic cunt.
Now this is Ironic.
How is that so, cunt?
TBOK Resident Short-ass
Posts : 4857 Join date : 2010-05-19 Age : 43 Location : Essex/London
No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...
Now that is scary shit.
To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.
Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?
course it did, although was concerned as to how i'd be able to wipe my ass properly in the dark when I couldn't even see the paper., lucky for me though some cunt wandered in and the lights came back on.
anyone ever had to wipe their ass with their weaker hand...fuckin hard work!
Surprised you even wipe it. You come across a dirty, unhygienic cunt.
Now this is Ironic.
How is that so, cunt?
This is just a guess......but maybe because you are a smelly muslim terrorist. Just a guess i add.
No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...
Now that is scary shit.
To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.
Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?
course it did, although was concerned as to how i'd be able to wipe my ass properly in the dark when I couldn't even see the paper., lucky for me though some cunt wandered in and the lights came back on.
anyone ever had to wipe their ass with their weaker hand...fuckin hard work!
Surprised you even wipe it. You come across a dirty, unhygienic cunt.
coming from a Somalian...behave son! how many flies died last someone slapped your forehead?
Aberdeengooner World Cup Winner
Posts : 3619 Join date : 2010-02-24 Age : 38 Location : Aberdeen
No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...
Now that is scary shit.
To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.
Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?
course it did, although was concerned as to how i'd be able to wipe my ass properly in the dark when I couldn't even see the paper., lucky for me though some cunt wandered in and the lights came back on.
anyone ever had to wipe their ass with their weaker hand...fuckin hard work!
Surprised you even wipe it. You come across a dirty, unhygienic cunt.
No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...
Now that is scary shit.
To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.
Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?
course it did, although was concerned as to how i'd be able to wipe my ass properly in the dark when I couldn't even see the paper., lucky for me though some cunt wandered in and the lights came back on.
anyone ever had to wipe their ass with their weaker hand...fuckin hard work!
Surprised you even wipe it. You come across a dirty, unhygienic cunt.
No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...
Now that is scary shit.
To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.
Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?
course it did, although was concerned as to how i'd be able to wipe my ass properly in the dark when I couldn't even see the paper., lucky for me though some cunt wandered in and the lights came back on.
anyone ever had to wipe their ass with their weaker hand...fuckin hard work!
Surprised you even wipe it. You come across a dirty, unhygienic cunt.
coming from a Somalian...behave son! how many flies died last someone slapped your forehead?
*Somali Let me think flies or not washing my ass in a century? Think I'd take the former.
