No. The nightmares normally start with me on the toilet. All of a sudden the room goes dark...
Now that is scary shit.
To be fair, same thing happened to me in St Lucia. Went for a shit and the lights went out. turns out there was a sensor above the main door and when nothing passes under it for about 5 minutes then the lights go out to save electricty.
Did it shit you up a bit at first!!?
course it did, although was concerned as to how i'd be able to wipe my ass properly in the dark when I couldn't even see the paper., lucky for me though some cunt wandered in and the lights came back on.
anyone ever had to wipe their ass with their weaker hand...fuckin hard work!
Surprised you even wipe it. You come across a dirty, unhygienic cunt.
Ok, so whats worse, a really big shit where it hurts but you know you have to keep pushing or an after night out shit where it's runny and watery and stings like a cunt.
Ok, so whats worse, a really big shit where it hurts but you know you have to keep pushing or an after night out shit where it's runny and watery and stings like a cunt.
Probably the latter. As it will take a long while for it to stop.
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Ok, so whats worse, a really big shit where it hurts but you know you have to keep pushing or an after night out shit where it's runny and watery and stings like a cunt.
Runny and watery and it makes your arsehole uncomfortable for a while after
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Ok, so whats worse, a really big shit where it hurts but you know you have to keep pushing or an after night out shit where it's runny and watery and stings like a cunt.
Probably the latter. As it will take a long while for it to stop.
nah, the big painful shit is worse especially if it lasts over 30 seconds, absolute agony
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Ok, so whats worse, a really big shit where it hurts but you know you have to keep pushing or an after night out shit where it's runny and watery and stings like a cunt.
I had one the other day where it started to fucking hurt before the bulk of it was even out. Turned into a 10 minute man vs beast war.
but i'd take that over a sloppy one all day long. gave me a sense of achievement when it was doen.
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Ok, so whats worse, a really big shit where it hurts but you know you have to keep pushing or an after night out shit where it's runny and watery and stings like a cunt.
I had one the other day where it started to fucking hurt before the bulk of it was even out. Turned into a 10 minute man vs beast war.
but i'd take that over a sloppy one all day long. gave me a sense of achievement when it was doen.
There is that sense of relief after it's out isn't there.
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Ok, so whats worse, a really big shit where it hurts but you know you have to keep pushing or an after night out shit where it's runny and watery and stings like a cunt.
I had one the other day where it started to fucking hurt before the bulk of it was even out. Turned into a 10 minute man vs beast war.
but i'd take that over a sloppy one all day long. gave me a sense of achievement when it was doen.
There is that sense of relief after it's out isn't there.
yep. Even if thats the only thing you do all day it doesnt seem like a day wasted.
Yet more evidence that Karl Pilkington is the funniest man on this planet, without even meaning to be.
About the Great Wall of China - Yeah it's alright, goes on for miles and miles, over the hills and everything..... But so does the M6, and that has a purpose!!
Fucking genius.
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Ok, so whats worse, a really big shit where it hurts but you know you have to keep pushing or an after night out shit where it's runny and watery and stings like a cunt.
I had one the other day where it started to fucking hurt before the bulk of it was even out. Turned into a 10 minute man vs beast war.
but i'd take that over a sloppy one all day long. gave me a sense of achievement when it was doen.
Pain? Surely you're used to bulky stuff breaking and entering your anus. Badoomdoomdoosh,
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Ok, so whats worse, a really big shit where it hurts but you know you have to keep pushing or an after night out shit where it's runny and watery and stings like a cunt.
I had one the other day where it started to fucking hurt before the bulk of it was even out. Turned into a 10 minute man vs beast war.
but i'd take that over a sloppy one all day long. gave me a sense of achievement when it was doen.
Pain? Surely you're used to bulky stuff breaking and entering your anus. Badoomdoomdoosh,
Ok, so whats worse, a really big shit where it hurts but you know you have to keep pushing or an after night out shit where it's runny and watery and stings like a cunt.
I had one the other day where it started to fucking hurt before the bulk of it was even out. Turned into a 10 minute man vs beast war.
but i'd take that over a sloppy one all day long. gave me a sense of achievement when it was doen.
Pain? Surely you're used to bulky stuff breaking and entering your anus. Badoomdoomdoosh,
Ba Da Bing. Ba da boom. Kapeesh?
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Ok, so whats worse, a really big shit where it hurts but you know you have to keep pushing or an after night out shit where it's runny and watery and stings like a cunt.
I had one the other day where it started to fucking hurt before the bulk of it was even out. Turned into a 10 minute man vs beast war.
but i'd take that over a sloppy one all day long. gave me a sense of achievement when it was doen.
Pain? Surely you're used to bulky stuff breaking and entering your anus. Badoomdoomdoosh,
Ba Da Bing. Ba da boom. Kapeesh?
Fail. Just like you.................... on a weight program. hihihi
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