The missus works in security for the airport up here. anyways, she applied for this new job which is an MI5 branch and she got the job.
was looking at getting flowers for her from a website,
a teddy which is 5 inches high and 16 ferrero rocher in a small box - £34.99
these folk must be having a joke.
MI5 branch
You probably shouldn't be telling us that...
Aye - Expect us all to die now in a suspicious hiking accident.
I think my family would find it more suspicious that I was hiking in the 1st place!!!!!
It would have to be a freak road accident for me.
Freak fast food munching accident for me.
Actually scrap the hiking, train accident for me.
Heart attack on the shitter for me.
Which would be handy as most people shit themselves after they die anyway!!
Well apparently anyone who works for MI5 gets a background check (for ob.vious reasons) but so do the peolpe they live with.
Mine should be very interesting.
It depends what level they go to. BC, they just check criminal records and the like. SC (which I have, because we deal with gov systems) they look into finacial details as well as partners and family. DV (highest level I know of) they interview friends and family members and check out every part of your history. I don't think you can get DV very easilly if any of your grandparents are / were not British. MOD, I think adheres to these levels, but for o.bvious reasons, they may be a lot stricter.
hahaha Why is it sad to look fondly back at a game theme? Wouldn't call it 'sad.' Rather randomly hilarious. I know I would laugh my ass off if I ever heard that.
Which brings to mind, has any of you cunts caught someone listening to something embarrassing? Hilarious when cunts accidentally slip of their earphones only for "I'm a Barbie Girl" to blast out their phones. haha
My headphones fell out by the pool in Egypt last year as i was listening to Rammstein's (hilarious by the way) German version of barbie girl.
The missus works in security for the airport up here. anyways, she applied for this new job which is an MI5 branch and she got the job.
was looking at getting flowers for her from a website,
a teddy which is 5 inches high and 16 ferrero rocher in a small box - £34.99
these folk must be having a joke.
MI5 branch
You probably shouldn't be telling us that...
Aye - Expect us all to die now in a suspicious hiking accident.
I think my family would find it more suspicious that I was hiking in the 1st place!!!!!
It would have to be a freak road accident for me.
Freak fast food munching accident for me.
Actually scrap the hiking, train accident for me.
Heart attack on the shitter for me.
Which would be handy as most people shit themselves after they die anyway!!
Well apparently anyone who works for MI5 gets a background check (for ob.vious reasons) but so do the peolpe they live with.
Mine should be very interesting.
It depends what level they go to. BC, they just check criminal records and the like. SC (which I have, because we deal with gov systems) they look into finacial details as well as partners and family. DV (highest level I know of) they interview friends and family members and check out every part of your history. I don't think you can get DV very easilly if any of your grandparents are / were not British. MOD, I think adheres to these levels, but for o.bvious reasons, they may be a lot stricter.
So what, if it's BC they will just check her criminal records or who she lives with and family as well?
If SC, will they look at my finnacial records?
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The missus works in security for the airport up here. anyways, she applied for this new job which is an MI5 branch and she got the job.
was looking at getting flowers for her from a website,
a teddy which is 5 inches high and 16 ferrero rocher in a small box - £34.99
these folk must be having a joke.
MI5 branch
You probably shouldn't be telling us that...
Aye - Expect us all to die now in a suspicious hiking accident.
I think my family would find it more suspicious that I was hiking in the 1st place!!!!!
It would have to be a freak road accident for me.
Freak fast food munching accident for me.
Actually scrap the hiking, train accident for me.
Heart attack on the shitter for me.
Which would be handy as most people shit themselves after they die anyway!!
Well apparently anyone who works for MI5 gets a background check (for ob.vious reasons) but so do the peolpe they live with.
Mine should be very interesting.
It depends what level they go to. BC, they just check criminal records and the like. SC (which I have, because we deal with gov systems) they look into finacial details as well as partners and family. DV (highest level I know of) they interview friends and family members and check out every part of your history. I don't think you can get DV very easilly if any of your grandparents are / were not British. MOD, I think adheres to these levels, but for o.bvious reasons, they may be a lot stricter.
So what, if it's BC they will just check her criminal records or who she lives with and family as well?
If SC, will they look at my finnacial records?
BC - Just check you.
SC - Check you, partners (for last 5 years) and parents for criminal activity etc. You for financial and more.
DV - Check out everything about you, family, partners, friends and check everything including financial thoroughly.
The missus works in security for the airport up here. anyways, she applied for this new job which is an MI5 branch and she got the job.
was looking at getting flowers for her from a website,
a teddy which is 5 inches high and 16 ferrero rocher in a small box - £34.99
these folk must be having a joke.
MI5 branch
You probably shouldn't be telling us that...
Aye - Expect us all to die now in a suspicious hiking accident.
I think my family would find it more suspicious that I was hiking in the 1st place!!!!!
It would have to be a freak road accident for me.
Freak fast food munching accident for me.
Actually scrap the hiking, train accident for me.
Heart attack on the shitter for me.
Which would be handy as most people shit themselves after they die anyway!!
Well apparently anyone who works for MI5 gets a background check (for ob.vious reasons) but so do the peolpe they live with.
Mine should be very interesting.
It depends what level they go to. BC, they just check criminal records and the like. SC (which I have, because we deal with gov systems) they look into finacial details as well as partners and family. DV (highest level I know of) they interview friends and family members and check out every part of your history. I don't think you can get DV very easilly if any of your grandparents are / were not British. MOD, I think adheres to these levels, but for o.bvious reasons, they may be a lot stricter.
So what, if it's BC they will just check her criminal records or who she lives with and family as well?
If SC, will they look at my finnacial records?
BC - Just check you.
SC - Check you, partners (for last 5 years) and parents for criminal activity etc. You for financial and more.
DV - Check out everything about you, family, partners, friends and check everything including financial thoroughly.
Ok, so when you say;
BC - Just check you....are you refering to the person who is getting the job, or are you meaning just me as well?
The missus works in security for the airport up here. anyways, she applied for this new job which is an MI5 branch and she got the job.
was looking at getting flowers for her from a website,
a teddy which is 5 inches high and 16 ferrero rocher in a small box - £34.99
these folk must be having a joke.
MI5 branch
You probably shouldn't be telling us that...
Aye - Expect us all to die now in a suspicious hiking accident.
I think my family would find it more suspicious that I was hiking in the 1st place!!!!!
It would have to be a freak road accident for me.
Freak fast food munching accident for me.
Actually scrap the hiking, train accident for me.
Heart attack on the shitter for me.
Which would be handy as most people shit themselves after they die anyway!!
Well apparently anyone who works for MI5 gets a background check (for ob.vious reasons) but so do the peolpe they live with.
Mine should be very interesting.
It depends what level they go to. BC, they just check criminal records and the like. SC (which I have, because we deal with gov systems) they look into finacial details as well as partners and family. DV (highest level I know of) they interview friends and family members and check out every part of your history. I don't think you can get DV very easilly if any of your grandparents are / were not British. MOD, I think adheres to these levels, but for o.bvious reasons, they may be a lot stricter.
So what, if it's BC they will just check her criminal records or who she lives with and family as well?
If SC, will they look at my finnacial records?
BC - Just check you.
SC - Check you, partners (for last 5 years) and parents for criminal activity etc. You for financial and more.
DV - Check out everything about you, family, partners, friends and check everything including financial thoroughly.
Ok, so when you say;
BC - Just check you....are you refering to the person who is getting the job, or are you meaning just me as well?
The person who is getting the security clearance. I.E. your lady.
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Posts : 1650 Join date : 2010-02-12 Age : 35 Location : Kent
The missus works in security for the airport up here. anyways, she applied for this new job which is an MI5 branch and she got the job.
was looking at getting flowers for her from a website,
a teddy which is 5 inches high and 16 ferrero rocher in a small box - £34.99
these folk must be having a joke.
MI5 branch
You probably shouldn't be telling us that...
Aye - Expect us all to die now in a suspicious hiking accident.
I think my family would find it more suspicious that I was hiking in the 1st place!!!!!
It would have to be a freak road accident for me.
Freak fast food munching accident for me.
Actually scrap the hiking, train accident for me.
Heart attack on the shitter for me.
Which would be handy as most people shit themselves after they die anyway!!
Well apparently anyone who works for MI5 gets a background check (for ob.vious reasons) but so do the peolpe they live with.
Mine should be very interesting.
It depends what level they go to. BC, they just check criminal records and the like. SC (which I have, because we deal with gov systems) they look into finacial details as well as partners and family. DV (highest level I know of) they interview friends and family members and check out every part of your history. I don't think you can get DV very easilly if any of your grandparents are / were not British. MOD, I think adheres to these levels, but for o.bvious reasons, they may be a lot stricter.
So what, if it's BC they will just check her criminal records or who she lives with and family as well?
If SC, will they look at my finnacial records?
BC - Just check you.
SC - Check you, partners (for last 5 years) and parents for criminal activity etc. You for financial and more.
DV - Check out everything about you, family, partners, friends and check everything including financial thoroughly.
Ok, so when you say;
BC - Just check you....are you refering to the person who is getting the job, or are you meaning just me as well?
The person who is getting the security clearance. I.E. your lady.
