Thursday Thread - 09/09/10

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

can we make these quotes a bit shorter? its getting hard to follow.

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no.

i'll assume your geriatric old hands hit the enter button without you meaning to.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

can we make these quotes a bit shorter? its getting hard to follow.

no.

i'll assume your geriatric old hands hit the enter button without you meaning to.

It's the arthritis kicking in fatty.

The Magic Man wrote:

samiola wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

samiola wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

samiola wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

The missus works in security for the airport up here. anyways, she applied for this new job which is an MI5 branch and she got the job.

was looking at getting flowers for her from a website,

a teddy which is 5 inches high and 16 ferrero rocher in a small box - £34.99

these folk must be having a joke.

MI5 branch

You probably shouldn't be telling us that...

Aye - Expect us all to die now in a suspicious hiking accident.

I think my family would find it more suspicious that I was hiking in the 1st place!!!!!

It would have to be a freak road accident for me.

Freak fast food munching accident for me.

Actually scrap the hiking, train accident for me.

Heart attack on the shitter for me.

Which would be handy as most people shit themselves after they die anyway!!

Well apparently anyone who works for MI5 gets a background check (for ob.vious reasons) but so do the peolpe they live with.

Mine should be very interesting.

Yeah vetting. Her whole family will be vetted too. I applied for MI6, but failed the 3rd test.

what the height measurement and weigh in?!

Pretty sure you're the same height you dozy twat.

thats why i didnt apply for MI6...you in the MI6...may as well get Sid owen to be the next Bond!

Do you even know what MI6 is?

yep the sequel to MI5

Quality.

Surely height wouldn't be an issue in that case then, as Tom Cruise is about 5 ft 7?

Mini-Bok wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

samiola wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

samiola wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

samiola wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

The missus works in security for the airport up here. anyways, she applied for this new job which is an MI5 branch and she got the job.

was looking at getting flowers for her from a website,

a teddy which is 5 inches high and 16 ferrero rocher in a small box - £34.99

these folk must be having a joke.

MI5 branch

You probably shouldn't be telling us that...

Aye - Expect us all to die now in a suspicious hiking accident.

I think my family would find it more suspicious that I was hiking in the 1st place!!!!!

It would have to be a freak road accident for me.

Freak fast food munching accident for me.

Actually scrap the hiking, train accident for me.

Heart attack on the shitter for me.

Which would be handy as most people shit themselves after they die anyway!!

Well apparently anyone who works for MI5 gets a background check (for ob.vious reasons) but so do the peolpe they live with.

Mine should be very interesting.

Yeah vetting. Her whole family will be vetted too. I applied for MI6, but failed the 3rd test.

what the height measurement and weigh in?!

Pretty sure you're the same height you dozy twat.

thats why i didnt apply for MI6...you in the MI6...may as well get Sid owen to be the next Bond!

Do you even know what MI6 is?

yep the sequel to MI5

Quality.

Surely height wouldn't be an issue in that case then, as Tom Cruise is about 5 ft 7?

He's taller than you. That's for sure.

right meeting now later

samiola wrote:

right meeting now later

which is it Sami? now or later?

Aberdeengooner wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

BC - Just check you.

SC - Check you, partners (for last 5 years) and parents for criminal activity etc. You for financial and more.

DV - Check out everything about you, family, partners, friends and check everything including financial thoroughly.

Ok, so when you say;

BC - Just check you....are you refering to the person who is getting the job, or are you meaning just me as well?

The person who is getting the security clearance. I.E. your lady.

Alright cool.

Interestingly, looks like they want DV clearance, which means she's fucked.....


How long does the recruitment process take?

It varies. For most positions you will be expected to go to two interviews, after which you will go into the security clearance phase of the recruitment process. The whole process can take between six and nine months and we must ask you to bear this in mind when you apply.


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Why is the security clearance so comprehensive?

We will never compromise on security. The nature of our work is such that our employees have access to a wide amount of sensitive information. Should this information get into the wrong hands, then national security would be put at risk. Consequently, we owe it to both our staff and the public at large to insist on the most stringent security clearance procedures. All candidates will undergo a process of Developed Vetting.

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

He's taller than you. That's for sure.

Well I'm 5"9.

I'm no maths genius, but I'd say I was taller.

samiola wrote:

right meeting now later

Yeah just remembered something came up. I'm out cunts. Have a nice one. In particular Harvey.

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

samiola wrote:

right meeting now later

Yeah just remembered something came up. I'm out cunts. Have a nice one. In particular Harvey.

why in particular me?

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

samiola wrote:

right meeting now later

Yeah just remembered something came up. I'm out cunts. Have a nice one. In particular Harvey.

why in particular me?

suicide bomb?

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

samiola wrote:

right meeting now later

Yeah just remembered something came up. I'm out cunts. Have a nice one. In particular Harvey.

why in particular me?

suicide bomb?

thats what i thought. I'll definately be avoiding brick lane at lunch.

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

BC - Just check you.

SC - Check you, partners (for last 5 years) and parents for criminal activity etc. You for financial and more.

DV - Check out everything about you, family, partners, friends and check everything including financial thoroughly.

Ok, so when you say;

BC - Just check you....are you refering to the person who is getting the job, or are you meaning just me as well?

The person who is getting the security clearance. I.E. your lady.

Alright cool.

Interestingly, looks like they want DV clearance, which means she's fucked.....


How long does the recruitment process take?

It varies. For most positions you will be expected to go to two interviews, after which you will go into the security clearance phase of the recruitment process. The whole process can take between six and nine months and we must ask you to bear this in mind when you apply.


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Why is the security clearance so comprehensive?

We will never compromise on security. The nature of our work is such that our employees have access to a wide amount of sensitive information. Should this information get into the wrong hands, then national security would be put at risk. Consequently, we owe it to both our staff and the public at large to insist on the most stringent security clearance procedures. All candidates will undergo a process of Developed Vetting.

Aye but she is still working at aberdeen airport as a security officer. she passed her interview and is going to london for a weeks training.
So she aint working in the MI5 offices.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

samiola wrote:

right meeting now later

Yeah just remembered something came up. I'm out cunts. Have a nice one. In particular Harvey.

why in particular me?

suicide bomb?

thats what i thought. I'll definately be avoiding brick lane at lunch.

Why would you go to Brick Lane for lunch anyway? There's loads of places around Broadgate and Ledenhall.

Cheers for that magic, cant see here having access to "secret" material.

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

samiola wrote:

right meeting now later

Yeah just remembered something came up. I'm out cunts. Have a nice one. In particular Harvey.

why in particular me?

suicide bomb?

thats what i thought. I'll definately be avoiding brick lane at lunch.

Why would you go to Brick Lane for lunch anyway? There's loads of places around Broadgate and Ledenhall.

I just said Brick Lane because its famous for Indians and Arabs. I thought you of all people would have got that.

Afternoon cunts

Talking of background checks my brother works for the FCO he had to have a deep check even asked if he had a homosexual experience just so he can't be blackmailed

Right, lunch. Should be back this afternoon.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Right, lunch. Should be back this afternoon.

Don't bother

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Right, lunch. Should be back this afternoon.

i thought you werent coming back

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Right, lunch. Should be back this afternoon.

i thought you werent coming back

try to keep up SoG. i said i probably owuld because noone can get out all afternoon on a thursday.

Ugly girls are like prime numbers - nothing will go into them except themselves.

As I lay there slipping in and out of consciousness. I thought, maybe we should have thought of a better name for our daughter.

Admin wrote:

Ugly girls are like prime numbers - nothing will go into them except themselves.

Or unless you're harvey

Admin wrote:

As I lay there slipping in and out of consciousness. I thought, maybe we should have thought of a better name for our daughter.