Thursday - 9/12

samiola wrote:

any ideas for my missus xmas gift?....im sure you will say smash her back doors in or some shite

Missus want a pair of Hunter Wellies. Can I find a set anywhere that she was wanting. Can I fuck

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

any ideas for my missus xmas gift?....im sure you will say smash her back doors in or some shite

Missus want a pair of Hunter Wellies. Can I find a set anywhere that she was wanting. Can I fuck

Russel and Bromley and Office do them i think....got my mum some last year...if not get em online

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

any ideas for my missus xmas gift?....im sure you will say smash her back doors in or some shite

Links bracelet. Tacky and common as fuck, but the birds love it.

not really her cup a tea...as well she might think its a ring if it comes in a box and think im gonna pop the question....fuck that!

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

any ideas for my missus xmas gift?....im sure you will say smash her back doors in or some shite

Links bracelet. Tacky and common as fuck, but the birds love it.

not really her cup a tea...as well she might think its a ring if it comes in a box and think im gonna pop the question....fuck that!

Sounds like a gram would do the trick on xmas morning. Mine pies and a 3 lines.

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

any ideas for my missus xmas gift?....im sure you will say smash her back doors in or some shite

Missus want a pair of Hunter Wellies. Can I find a set anywhere that she was wanting. Can I fuck

Russel and Bromley and Office do them i think....got my mum some last year...if not get em online

Size 7 Huntress'

Nowhere to be found online.

The actual website do them for £65 but some places have them for £40 but are out of stock.

Gutted.

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

any ideas for my missus xmas gift?....im sure you will say smash her back doors in or some shite

Links bracelet. Tacky and common as fuck, but the birds love it.

not really her cup a tea...as well she might think its a ring if it comes in a box and think im gonna pop the question....fuck that!

Sounds like a gram would do the trick on xmas morning. Mine pies and a 3 lines.

HA i wish!
Geting into Bankock at 8am xmas day so no gear im affraid!
Normally take some with us if its in Europe....fuck getting done out there thou!


Alwatys do a fat pub crawl xmas eve every year in Dulwich/Forest hill.....goes on till about 3am so every xmas morning im still off my face....have a bucks fizz in the morning for a top up and get back on it!
Down the pub for a pint at lunch then xmas dinner, kip on the sofa and a second xmas dinner in the evening!

Boxing day...watch football and get smashed!

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

any ideas for my missus xmas gift?....im sure you will say smash her back doors in or some shite

Missus want a pair of Hunter Wellies. Can I find a set anywhere that she was wanting. Can I fuck

Russel and Bromley and Office do them i think....got my mum some last year...if not get em online

Size 7 Huntress'

Nowhere to be found online.

The actual website do them for £65 but some places have them for £40 but are out of stock.

Gutted.

cos of all the snow...everyones been all over getting wellies

This book is going to be good.

When will these silly students realise that smashing up central london will not work!?

Captain Obvious wrote:

This book is going to be good.

Da Vinci code was blinding...ain't read that one...ain't read a book in long time....how can you read at work?

Captain Obvious wrote:

When will these silly students realise that smashing up central london will not work!?

they have been royally cunted thou

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

This book is going to be good.

Da Vinci code was blinding...ain't read that one...ain't read a book in long time....how can you read at work?

Angels and Demons was first. Will read them both. Had a late lunch, so read through my break.

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

This book is going to be good.

Da Vinci code was blinding...ain't read that one...ain't read a book in long time....how can you read at work?

Angels and Demons was first. Will read them both. Had a late lunch, so read through my break.

have to get a good book for my travels....cant get the currant bun out there!!

those Dan Brown ones are well easy to read...finsihed da Vinci code in a few days i think...have read a book for a good few yaers thou now....only ever raed on holiday and seeing as my last few hve been either Ibiza or Miami, very little reading took place!!

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

This book is going to be good.

Da Vinci code was blinding...ain't read that one...ain't read a book in long time....how can you read at work?

Angels and Demons was first. Will read them both. Had a late lunch, so read through my break.

have to get a good book for my travels....cant get the currant bun out there!!

those Dan Brown ones are well easy to read...finsihed da Vinci code in a few days i think...have read a book for a good few yaers thou now....only ever raed on holiday and seeing as my last few hve been either Ibiza or Miami, very little reading took place!!

Under the Dome by Stephen King is a pretty good one. Good story

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

This book is going to be good.

Da Vinci code was blinding...ain't read that one...ain't read a book in long time....how can you read at work?

Angels and Demons was first. Will read them both. Had a late lunch, so read through my break.

have to get a good book for my travels....cant get the currant bun out there!!

those Dan Brown ones are well easy to read...finsihed da Vinci code in a few days i think...have read a book for a good few yaers thou now....only ever raed on holiday and seeing as my last few hve been either Ibiza or Miami, very little reading took place!!

Under the Dome by Stephen King is a pretty good one. Good story

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nice one

work is doing my nut at the moment...cant fucking wait till xmas

samiola wrote:

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would love to be a copper for a day and give em a good shoeing

Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!

samiola wrote:

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would love to be a copper for a day and give em a good shoeing

Was just saying that to one of the lads at work!

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

samiola wrote:

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would love to be a copper for a day and give em a good shoeing

Was just saying that to one of the lads at work!

old bill aint just gonna let em walk thru them so why walk up in their faces...just gonna get battoned in the face!

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

samiola wrote:

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would love to be a copper for a day and give em a good shoeing

Was just saying that to one of the lads at work!

old bill aint just gonna let em walk thru them so why walk up in their faces...just gonna get battoned in the face!

cunts have got flares now

Afternoon cunts

Get back from lunch and computer is Frozen, turn it off an on again loads up the same frozen page (thanks very much Citrix you cunts) phoned IT to reset my logon status, took the cunts 2 and a half hours, just in time for me to be fucking off home

Admin wrote:

Afternoon cunts

Get back from lunch and computer is Frozen, turn it off an on again loads up the same frozen page (thanks very much Citrix you cunts) phoned IT to reset my logon status, took the cunts 2 and a half hours, just in time for me to be fucking off home

We use Citrix. It's the worst.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Afternoon cunts

Get back from lunch and computer is Frozen, turn it off an on again loads up the same frozen page (thanks very much Citrix you cunts) phoned IT to reset my logon status, took the cunts 2 and a half hours, just in time for me to be fucking off home

We use Citrix. It's the worst.

works well in theory, can sit at any computer in any of our offices or at home and still have the same desktop and programmes, just runs really slow most of the time and is a cunt for freezing

Now I don't like students and I don't like police, but who do I dislike more? There's only one way to find out.....FIIIIIIIIIGHT!