Wednesday 04/08/10 Thread

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain.....
just got a Vegas email from my mate whos sorting it...were going to a all day pool party at this gaf......enjoy!!

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Im booking it now.

Viva Las Vegas !!

wish i could fast forward to April now!!

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

fucking hell that was a close shave

An hour or so ago this site came up as blocked saying it was against internet policy

I started panicking thinking work had cottoned on to me. Fortunately it seems fine now and must have been a system issue or something :cheers:

Depends if TBOK has added the 'porn' tags back on.

I am still using access through the client system, as mine is blocked, saying it is reported as porn and has been logged!!!

i have absolutely no idea how much work can see.

It all depends how close they are watching. Most systems will have flags on sites with certain tags (like porn), which will automatically record everytime someone hits them. If they start looking, they could quite easilly record your every key stroke, your browsing history, % of time spent typing on a forum etc. etc. etc.

Hence why I going through the clients servers. All my company would see is me accessing the client machines.

Possibly one of the easiest ways to make yourself sackable, without aiming to.

got thing about a small company, no IT crowd! i know the most about computers out of anyone else here and my knowledge is based purely on browsing for porn!
we have Chris the polish cunt who fixes and issues but why would he give afuck!

I am the IT crowd at my place.

Haha ironic!

I dont follow?

You're an IT guy, but fuck about on the web when you're supposed to be monitoring others?? I think...lol

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

fucking hell that was a close shave

An hour or so ago this site came up as blocked saying it was against internet policy

I started panicking thinking work had cottoned on to me. Fortunately it seems fine now and must have been a system issue or something :cheers:

Depends if TBOK has added the 'porn' tags back on.

I am still using access through the client system, as mine is blocked, saying it is reported as porn and has been logged!!!

i have absolutely no idea how much work can see.

It all depends how close they are watching. Most systems will have flags on sites with certain tags (like porn), which will automatically record everytime someone hits them. If they start looking, they could quite easilly record your every key stroke, your browsing history, % of time spent typing on a forum etc. etc. etc.

Hence why I going through the clients servers. All my company would see is me accessing the client machines.

Possibly one of the easiest ways to make yourself sackable, without aiming to.

got thing about a small company, no IT crowd! i know the most about computers out of anyone else here and my knowledge is based purely on browsing for porn!
we have Chris the polish cunt who fixes and issues but why would he give afuck!

I am the IT crowd at my place.

Haha ironic!

I dont follow?

You're an IT guy, but fuck about on the web when you're supposed to be monitoring others?? I think...lol

which character would aberdeen be in the it crowd? moss i would say

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain.....
just got a Vegas email from my mate whos sorting it...were going to a all day pool party at this gaf......enjoy!!

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Im booking it now.

Viva Las Vegas !!

wish i could fast forward to April now!!

I go before you then. Going for 5 nights, if I take $2,000 i'll be happy.

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain.....
just got a Vegas email from my mate whos sorting it...were going to a all day pool party at this gaf......enjoy!!

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Im booking it now.

Viva Las Vegas !!

wish i could fast forward to April now!!

I go before you then. Going for 5 nights, if I take $2,000 i'll be happy.

Make it £2000 to be safe.

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain.....
just got a Vegas email from my mate whos sorting it...were going to a all day pool party at this gaf......enjoy!!

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Im booking it now.

Viva Las Vegas !!

wish i could fast forward to April now!!

I go before you then. Going for 5 nights, if I take $2,000 i'll be happy.

Make it £2000 to be safe.

Take as much as you can afford to lose, plus other spending money.

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain.....
just got a Vegas email from my mate whos sorting it...were going to a all day pool party at this gaf......enjoy!!

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Im booking it now.

Viva Las Vegas !!

wish i could fast forward to April now!!

I go before you then. Going for 5 nights, if I take $2,000 i'll be happy.

Make it £2000 to be safe.

We fly out on the 10th March, and I'll be paid on the 12th/13th - so that'll cover me nicely.

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain.....
just got a Vegas email from my mate whos sorting it...were going to a all day pool party at this gaf......enjoy!!

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Im booking it now.

Viva Las Vegas !!

wish i could fast forward to April now!!

I go before you then. Going for 5 nights, if I take $2,000 i'll be happy.

you always do all your dough....just hope im the cunt that cleans up on the tables... theres always one!

So Magic I thought Torres was leaving

Morning cuntflappers and bumhole tickers

I have not long woken up.

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain.....
just got a Vegas email from my mate whos sorting it...were going to a all day pool party at this gaf......enjoy!!

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Im booking it now.

Viva Las Vegas !!

wish i could fast forward to April now!!

I go before you then. Going for 5 nights, if I take $2,000 i'll be happy.

you always do all your dough....just hope im the cunt that cleans up on the tables... theres always one!

Not quite the same, but I won a load in stag do in Hamburg earlier this year. Came back from the stag about £2K up. Was pissed out of my skull and didn't realise until I won a big one and then counted my chips. Then my best mates, basically ordered me to leave...

Didn't fucking benefit me, but paid for an eternity ring for the Mrs.

The Magic Man wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain.....
just got a Vegas email from my mate whos sorting it...were going to a all day pool party at this gaf......enjoy!!

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Im booking it now.

Viva Las Vegas !!

wish i could fast forward to April now!!

I go before you then. Going for 5 nights, if I take $2,000 i'll be happy.

you always do all your dough....just hope im the cunt that cleans up on the tables... theres always one!

Not quite the same, but I won a load in stag do in Hamburg earlier this year. Came back from the stag about £2K up. Was pissed out of my skull and didn't realise until I won a big one and then counted my chips. Then my best mates, basically ordered me to leave...

Didn't fucking benefit me, but paid for an eternity ring for the Mrs.

Haha what a cunt. I would of told the Mrs I won about £500, and took her out for a meal.

Not on the same scale, but last time I was at the casino I came out £760 up. Playing Roulette, pissed out my head, always double up on the same numbers, but forgot to remove my chips on the winning number, so kept doubling and doubling. 3 out of 4 spins 7 came in! Laughing.

The Magic Man wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain.....
just got a Vegas email from my mate whos sorting it...were going to a all day pool party at this gaf......enjoy!!

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Im booking it now.

Viva Las Vegas !!

wish i could fast forward to April now!!

I go before you then. Going for 5 nights, if I take $2,000 i'll be happy.

you always do all your dough....just hope im the cunt that cleans up on the tables... theres always one!

Not quite the same, but I won a load in stag do in Hamburg earlier this year. Came back from the stag about £2K up. Was pissed out of my skull and didn't realise until I won a big one and then counted my chips. Then my best mates, basically ordered me to leave...

Didn't fucking benefit me, but paid for an eternity ring for the Mrs.

Eternity ring?
Does that ensure bj's on tap for life....it would be worth alot more than 2k if it did!!

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain.....
just got a Vegas email from my mate whos sorting it...were going to a all day pool party at this gaf......enjoy!!

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Im booking it now.

Viva Las Vegas !!

wish i could fast forward to April now!!

I go before you then. Going for 5 nights, if I take $2,000 i'll be happy.

you always do all your dough....just hope im the cunt that cleans up on the tables... theres always one!

Not quite the same, but I won a load in stag do in Hamburg earlier this year. Came back from the stag about £2K up. Was pissed out of my skull and didn't realise until I won a big one and then counted my chips. Then my best mates, basically ordered me to leave...

Didn't fucking benefit me, but paid for an eternity ring for the Mrs.

Haha what a cunt. I would of told the Mrs I won about £500, and took her out for a meal.

Not on the same scale, but last time I was at the casino I came out £760 up. Playing Roulette, pissed out my head, always double up on the same numbers, but forgot to remove my chips on the winning number, so kept doubling and doubling. 3 out of 4 spins 7 came in! Laughing.

About 2 years ago me and a few mates got kitted up in suits and shit for a boozey night, went to the casino although I dont actually remember going. Mate told me he took my last £40 out of my wallet and cashed it in for chips for me.

Woke up still fully dressed with about £900 (£870 to be precise i think) worth of chips stuffed in my pockets and socks.

No idea if i won it or nicked it. Apparently I cleared up at a poker table.

My Mrs just sent me a pic of her in her bikini! She never does that, must have sent it to me accidentally!

Captain Obvious wrote:

My Mrs just sent me a pic of her in her bikini! She never does that, must have sent it to me accidentally!

Send her back the Wet Republic link i posted and tell her to fix up or your off!!

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain.....
just got a Vegas email from my mate whos sorting it...were going to a all day pool party at this gaf......enjoy!!

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Im booking it now.

Viva Las Vegas !!

wish i could fast forward to April now!!

I go before you then. Going for 5 nights, if I take $2,000 i'll be happy.

you always do all your dough....just hope im the cunt that cleans up on the tables... theres always one!

Not quite the same, but I won a load in stag do in Hamburg earlier this year. Came back from the stag about £2K up. Was pissed out of my skull and didn't realise until I won a big one and then counted my chips. Then my best mates, basically ordered me to leave...

Didn't fucking benefit me, but paid for an eternity ring for the Mrs.

Haha what a cunt. I would of told the Mrs I won about £500, and took her out for a meal.

Not on the same scale, but last time I was at the casino I came out £760 up. Playing Roulette, pissed out my head, always double up on the same numbers, but forgot to remove my chips on the winning number, so kept doubling and doubling. 3 out of 4 spins 7 came in! Laughing.

I normally go for the 3rds. Normally watch for a bit and then go for either one of the 12's or the long 3rds. This particulat time, though, I'd nearly spent all my money, then hit a streak. I'd got to the stage where I thought I'd blown so much (probably £200) and only had £50 left, that I might as well waste it and then go back out. Anyway, I kept getting lucky on the the long 3rd and short 3rd. For the final bet (at which point I realised how much I had) I'd bet about 300 on a 3rd, 300 on another, and had about 25 on a number that came in. I fucking nearly died. Very sobering experience. I'd personally never won anything near that amount before - and normally wouldn't because I wouldn't bet that much, but because I was trolleyed....

Captain Obvious wrote:

My Mrs just sent me a pic of her in her bikini! She never does that, must have sent it to me accidentally!

post the pic then

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

My Mrs just sent me a pic of her in her bikini! She never does that, must have sent it to me accidentally!

post the pic then

Was thinking the same, bet he'll bottle it though.

The boy doesn't have the guts.

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain.....
just got a Vegas email from my mate whos sorting it...were going to a all day pool party at this gaf......enjoy!!

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Im booking it now.

Viva Las Vegas !!

wish i could fast forward to April now!!

I go before you then. Going for 5 nights, if I take $2,000 i'll be happy.

you always do all your dough....just hope im the cunt that cleans up on the tables... theres always one!

Not quite the same, but I won a load in stag do in Hamburg earlier this year. Came back from the stag about £2K up. Was pissed out of my skull and didn't realise until I won a big one and then counted my chips. Then my best mates, basically ordered me to leave...

Didn't fucking benefit me, but paid for an eternity ring for the Mrs.

Eternity ring?
Does that ensure bj's on tap for life....it would be worth alot more than 2k if it did!!

Does it bollocks. BJ's are rare after marraige and a fucking miracle after kids.

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

My Mrs just sent me a pic of her in her bikini! She never does that, must have sent it to me accidentally!

Send her back the Wet Republic link i posted and tell her to fix up or your off!!

Haha. Done.

The Magic Man wrote:

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain.....
just got a Vegas email from my mate whos sorting it...were going to a all day pool party at this gaf......enjoy!!

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Im booking it now.

Viva Las Vegas !!

wish i could fast forward to April now!!

I go before you then. Going for 5 nights, if I take $2,000 i'll be happy.

you always do all your dough....just hope im the cunt that cleans up on the tables... theres always one!

Not quite the same, but I won a load in stag do in Hamburg earlier this year. Came back from the stag about £2K up. Was pissed out of my skull and didn't realise until I won a big one and then counted my chips. Then my best mates, basically ordered me to leave...

Didn't fucking benefit me, but paid for an eternity ring for the Mrs.

Eternity ring?
Does that ensure bj's on tap for life....it would be worth alot more than 2k if it did!!

Does it bollocks. BJ's are rare after marraige and a fucking miracle after kids.

I must be working miracles then..........

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

My Mrs just sent me a pic of her in her bikini! She never does that, must have sent it to me accidentally!

post the pic then

Was thinking the same, bet he'll bottle it though.

The boy doesn't have the guts.

Of course I'm not going to post it you pricks.

Captain Obvious wrote:

My Mrs just sent me a pic of her in her bikini! She never does that, must have sent it to me accidentally!

Meant for some other cunt?

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain.....
just got a Vegas email from my mate whos sorting it...were going to a all day pool party at this gaf......enjoy!!

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Im booking it now.

Viva Las Vegas !!

wish i could fast forward to April now!!

I go before you then. Going for 5 nights, if I take $2,000 i'll be happy.

you always do all your dough....just hope im the cunt that cleans up on the tables... theres always one!

Not quite the same, but I won a load in stag do in Hamburg earlier this year. Came back from the stag about £2K up. Was pissed out of my skull and didn't realise until I won a big one and then counted my chips. Then my best mates, basically ordered me to leave...

Didn't fucking benefit me, but paid for an eternity ring for the Mrs.

Eternity ring?
Does that ensure bj's on tap for life....it would be worth alot more than 2k if it did!!

Does it bollocks. BJ's are rare after marraige and a fucking miracle after kids.

I must be working miracles then..........

your not married though, and she's just had the kid, sexual tension will still be rife.

Have you visited the warzone yet or is it still clearing up?