Wednesday 04/08/10 Thread

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

I need a fucking punch bag at work.

Haha whats actually been said? Im intrigued.

She is getting the arse cos im going out with a few mates later, dont see the fucking problem with the cunt...........If we didnt have a baby, id seriously consider packing up and leaving the cunt.

Ironically I've actually been there. Well, still am to some extent. The Mrs says to me that its because our lives dont change and we still do what the fuck we like, whereas women have to think about babysitters etc.

I don't go out that fucking much though, due to baby and lack of cash to throw away boozing!

Joint responsibilities though.

I don't go out in the evenings much nowadays and when I do the Mrs encourages it, because it is quite rare. However, she has fuck all say in it, because I let her give up work, so provide for them all.

I am however, going to Lords for the cricket tomorrow afternoon / evening. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Cricket is shit

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

I need a fucking punch bag at work.

Haha whats actually been said? Im intrigued.

She is getting the arse cos im going out with a few mates later, dont see the fucking problem with the cunt...........If we didnt have a baby, id seriously consider packing up and leaving the cunt.

Ironically I've actually been there. Well, still am to some extent. The Mrs says to me that its because our lives dont change and we still do what the fuck we like, whereas women have to think about babysitters etc.

I don't go out that fucking much though, due to baby and lack of cash to throw away boozing!

Joint responsibilities though.

I don't go out in the evenings much nowadays and when I do the Mrs encourages it, because it is quite rare. However, she has fuck all say in it, because I let her give up work, so provide for them all.

I am however, going to Lords for the cricket tomorrow afternoon / evening. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Cricket is shit

Cricket is shit, yes. But it's meant to be a wicked day out, where you just sit in the sun and get wasted!

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

I need a fucking punch bag at work.

Haha whats actually been said? Im intrigued.

She is getting the arse cos im going out with a few mates later, dont see the fucking problem with the cunt...........If we didnt have a baby, id seriously consider packing up and leaving the cunt.

Ironically I've actually been there. Well, still am to some extent. The Mrs says to me that its because our lives dont change and we still do what the fuck we like, whereas women have to think about babysitters etc.

I don't go out that fucking much though, due to baby and lack of cash to throw away boozing!

Joint responsibilities though.

I don't go out in the evenings much nowadays and when I do the Mrs encourages it, because it is quite rare. However, she has fuck all say in it, because I let her give up work, so provide for them all.

I am however, going to Lords for the cricket tomorrow afternoon / evening. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Well, you're just Mr Perfect aren't you?

Unfortunately not, but it helps that the Mrs prefers staying in and watching shit TV anyway. Plus we spend a lot of time seeing her family and stuff. But, as I said it is rare for me to go out in the evenings nowadays. I have probably been out without her in the evenings about once a month for the last 4 years.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

I need a fucking punch bag at work.

Haha whats actually been said? Im intrigued.

She is getting the arse cos im going out with a few mates later, dont see the fucking problem with the cunt...........If we didnt have a baby, id seriously consider packing up and leaving the cunt.

Ironically I've actually been there. Well, still am to some extent. The Mrs says to me that its because our lives dont change and we still do what the fuck we like, whereas women have to think about babysitters etc.

I don't go out that fucking much though, due to baby and lack of cash to throw away boozing!

Joint responsibilities though.

I don't go out in the evenings much nowadays and when I do the Mrs encourages it, because it is quite rare. However, she has fuck all say in it, because I let her give up work, so provide for them all.

I am however, going to Lords for the cricket tomorrow afternoon / evening. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Cricket is shit

Cricket is shit, yes. But it's meant to be a wicked day out, where you just sit in the sun and get wasted!

Good point

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

I need a fucking punch bag at work.

Haha whats actually been said? Im intrigued.

She is getting the arse cos im going out with a few mates later, dont see the fucking problem with the cunt...........If we didnt have a baby, id seriously consider packing up and leaving the cunt.

Ironically I've actually been there. Well, still am to some extent. The Mrs says to me that its because our lives dont change and we still do what the fuck we like, whereas women have to think about babysitters etc.

I don't go out that fucking much though, due to baby and lack of cash to throw away boozing!

Joint responsibilities though.

I don't go out in the evenings much nowadays and when I do the Mrs encourages it, because it is quite rare. However, she has fuck all say in it, because I let her give up work, so provide for them all.

I am however, going to Lords for the cricket tomorrow afternoon / evening. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Cricket is shit

Cricket is shit, yes. But it's meant to be a wicked day out, where you just sit in the sun and get wasted!

Precisely. Sitting in the Sun, watching cricket in the background, in the pavillion at Lords with mates is certainly not shit.

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

I need a fucking punch bag at work.

Haha whats actually been said? Im intrigued.

She is getting the arse cos im going out with a few mates later, dont see the fucking problem with the cunt...........If we didnt have a baby, id seriously consider packing up and leaving the cunt.

Ironically I've actually been there. Well, still am to some extent. The Mrs says to me that its because our lives dont change and we still do what the fuck we like, whereas women have to think about babysitters etc.

I don't go out that fucking much though, due to baby and lack of cash to throw away boozing!

Joint responsibilities though.

I don't go out in the evenings much nowadays and when I do the Mrs encourages it, because it is quite rare. However, she has fuck all say in it, because I let her give up work, so provide for them all.

I am however, going to Lords for the cricket tomorrow afternoon / evening. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Going Oval on 18th August, 1st day vs Pakis!!

8 of us going, will be messy!

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

I need a fucking punch bag at work.

Haha whats actually been said? Im intrigued.

She is getting the arse cos im going out with a few mates later, dont see the fucking problem with the cunt...........If we didnt have a baby, id seriously consider packing up and leaving the cunt.

Ironically I've actually been there. Well, still am to some extent. The Mrs says to me that its because our lives dont change and we still do what the fuck we like, whereas women have to think about babysitters etc.

I don't go out that fucking much though, due to baby and lack of cash to throw away boozing!

Joint responsibilities though.

I don't go out in the evenings much nowadays and when I do the Mrs encourages it, because it is quite rare. However, she has fuck all say in it, because I let her give up work, so provide for them all.

I am however, going to Lords for the cricket tomorrow afternoon / evening. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Cricket is shit

Cricket is shit, yes. But it's meant to be a wicked day out, where you just sit in the sun and get wasted!

Precisely. Sitting in the Sun, watching cricket in the background, in the pavillion at Lords drinking copious amounts of beer with mates is certainly not shit.

Forgot the most important bit...

Going Oval on 18th August, 1st day vs Pakis!!

8 of us going, will be messy!
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Millwall yobs at the cricket???

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

I need a fucking punch bag at work.

Haha whats actually been said? Im intrigued.

She is getting the arse cos im going out with a few mates later, dont see the fucking problem with the cunt...........If we didnt have a baby, id seriously consider packing up and leaving the cunt.

Ironically I've actually been there. Well, still am to some extent. The Mrs says to me that its because our lives dont change and we still do what the fuck we like, whereas women have to think about babysitters etc.

I don't go out that fucking much though, due to baby and lack of cash to throw away boozing!

Joint responsibilities though.

I don't go out in the evenings much nowadays and when I do the Mrs encourages it, because it is quite rare. However, she has fuck all say in it, because I let her give up work, so provide for them all.

I am however, going to Lords for the cricket tomorrow afternoon / evening. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Going Oval on 18th August, 1st day vs Pakis!!

8 of us going, will be messy!

How much are tickets cunt?

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

I need a fucking punch bag at work.

Haha whats actually been said? Im intrigued.

She is getting the arse cos im going out with a few mates later, dont see the fucking problem with the cunt...........If we didnt have a baby, id seriously consider packing up and leaving the cunt.

Ironically I've actually been there. Well, still am to some extent. The Mrs says to me that its because our lives dont change and we still do what the fuck we like, whereas women have to think about babysitters etc.

I don't go out that fucking much though, due to baby and lack of cash to throw away boozing!

Joint responsibilities though.

I don't go out in the evenings much nowadays and when I do the Mrs encourages it, because it is quite rare. However, she has fuck all say in it, because I let her give up work, so provide for them all.

I am however, going to Lords for the cricket tomorrow afternoon / evening. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Going Oval on 18th August, 1st day vs Pakis!!

8 of us going, will be messy!

I got thrown out of the Oval last time I went to see England. For smoking.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Going Oval on 18th August, 1st day vs Pakis!!

8 of us going, will be messy!
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Millwall yobs at the cricket???

oh yes!

last time we went to a test was vs Sri lanka a few years back at lords....there were all bods sat near us with their picnic hampers and broad sheets....by the end we were so boozed....every time hoggard was running up to bowl my mate was shouting..."DO HIM DO HIM FUCKING DO HIM"! cant beleive we didnt get asked to leave...thats what happens if you booze all day without any sniff!
did not make that mistake again at the 20 20 world cup and will not this time round!!

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

I need a fucking punch bag at work.

Haha whats actually been said? Im intrigued.

She is getting the arse cos im going out with a few mates later, dont see the fucking problem with the cunt...........If we didnt have a baby, id seriously consider packing up and leaving the cunt.

Ironically I've actually been there. Well, still am to some extent. The Mrs says to me that its because our lives dont change and we still do what the fuck we like, whereas women have to think about babysitters etc.

I don't go out that fucking much though, due to baby and lack of cash to throw away boozing!

Joint responsibilities though.

I don't go out in the evenings much nowadays and when I do the Mrs encourages it, because it is quite rare. However, she has fuck all say in it, because I let her give up work, so provide for them all.

I am however, going to Lords for the cricket tomorrow afternoon / evening. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Going Oval on 18th August, 1st day vs Pakis!!

8 of us going, will be messy!

How much are tickets cunt?

lumpy mate....85 quid each....i got mine as a b day present....touch!

I regularly encourage my missus to go out with her mates/work mates.

I dont think i've been out on a night out this year except for my brothers birthday. Rest of the time i just stay at home and have a smoke, cheaper and calmer.

I do have my football but thats about it.

I dont think i've been out on a night out this year except for my brothers birthday.
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fucking hell!

Aberdeengooner wrote:

I regularly encourage my missus to go out with her mates/work mates.

I dont think i've been out on a night out this year except for my brothers birthday. Rest of the time i just stay at home and have a smoke, cheaper and calmer.

I do have my football but thats about it.

I get off quite lightly with my Mrs. I'm out regularly in the week, plus play golf and football at the weekends, and when im back in kent I usually do a 3 day bender.

The Magic Man wrote:

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

I need a fucking punch bag at work.

Haha whats actually been said? Im intrigued.

She is getting the arse cos im going out with a few mates later, dont see the fucking problem with the cunt...........If we didnt have a baby, id seriously consider packing up and leaving the cunt.

Ironically I've actually been there. Well, still am to some extent. The Mrs says to me that its because our lives dont change and we still do what the fuck we like, whereas women have to think about babysitters etc.

I don't go out that fucking much though, due to baby and lack of cash to throw away boozing!

Joint responsibilities though.

I don't go out in the evenings much nowadays and when I do the Mrs encourages it, because it is quite rare. However, she has fuck all say in it, because I let her give up work, so provide for them all.

I am however, going to Lords for the cricket tomorrow afternoon / evening. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Going Oval on 18th August, 1st day vs Pakis!!

8 of us going, will be messy!

I got thrown out of the Oval last time I went to see England. For smoking.

last time was the 20 20.....pakis vs NZ was the second game, all my mates backed NZ, i backed the Pakis and we were fuckin surrounded by loads of em going absolutely mental with horns and all sorts....i was joining in the banter and me mates just all looked gutted and pissed off with all the noisy pakis....blinding!

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I dont think i've been out on a night out this year except for my brothers birthday.
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fucking hell!

It doesn't bother me to be honest. I enjoy going out and having a laugh with mates but it costs a fortune. Whereas if im sitting at home with my brother and a mate or 2 then it's chilled out, listening to tunes whilst being able to hear each other over the music.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I dont think i've been out on a night out this year except for my brothers birthday.
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fucking hell!

It doesn't bother me to be honest. I enjoy going out and having a laugh with mates but it costs a fortune. Whereas if im sitting at home with my brother and a mate or 2 then it's chilled out, listening to tunes whilst being able to hear each other over the music.

yeah i guess. I had a period last year where i stayed in and lately i have been out loads especially just before and after my holiday

I think because i stayed in for ages, going out again makes it a more fresher experience otherwise it becomes a bit boring going out time and time again

Although looking at the weather today, the cricket ain't looking good, although it is meant to be better tomorrow.

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how thick is this guy?

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I dont think i've been out on a night out this year except for my brothers birthday.
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fucking hell!

It doesn't bother me to be honest. I enjoy going out and having a laugh with mates but it costs a fortune. Whereas if im sitting at home with my brother and a mate or 2 then it's chilled out, listening to tunes whilst being able to hear each other over the music.

yeah i guess. I had a period last year where i stayed in and lately i have been out loads especially just before and after my holiday

I think because i stayed in for ages, going out again makes it a more fresher experience otherwise it becomes a bit boring going out time and time again

Not too mention i only like 2 clubs in Aberdeen that play the music i can bare. 1 in which all the females that we go out with hate and the other got shut down as the pool hall next door complained about the noise.

Grovelling text apology received from the missus.........still a cunt tho.

TBOK wrote:

Grovelling text apology received from the missus.........still a cunt tho.

yeah as if. £100 says you stay home tonight. Pussy.

That’s all. back to work.

Just spoken to one of the guys at work about Vegas. He said the women out there absolutely LOVE the English accent, and that your standards will increase dramatically, as the super hot girls are actually pullable!!!

Captain Obvious wrote:

Just spoken to one of the guys at work about Vegas. He said the women out there absolutely LOVE the English accent, and that your standards will increase dramatically, as the super hot girls are actually pullable!!!

Spot on.