The Belated Thursday Thread

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha...that strip club we went to last night its called Oops...when you see all the charges on your bank statment is will just say £500- Oops

You sure it was "Oops" and not "Oaps"....? You strike me as a Ronney type (Granny fucker)

no oldest ive had is 40...girls in that place were fucking unbeleivable! most of them are brasses as well ive been told...250 for a bunk up

I've been talking to a bird who's 35. worth making the effort?

If he's fit he's fit...and if he is going for a 20yr old then its most likely no strings attached! So I say get in there

I believe you mean she. But i have a feeling its not no strings attached.

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha...that strip club we went to last night its called Oops...when you see all the charges on your bank statment is will just say £500- Oops

You sure it was "Oops" and not "Oaps"....? You strike me as a Ronney type (Granny fucker)

no oldest ive had is 40...girls in that place were fucking unbeleivable! most of them are brasses as well ive been told...250 for a bunk up

I've been talking to a bird who's 35. worth making the effort?

In your current plight, I'd say anything is worth going for.

Harvey, I think Magic is trying to make you a discrete offer there!

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha...that strip club we went to last night its called Oops...when you see all the charges on your bank statment is will just say £500- Oops

You sure it was "Oops" and not "Oaps"....? You strike me as a Ronney type (Granny fucker)

no oldest ive had is 40...girls in that place were fucking unbeleivable! most of them are brasses as well ive been told...250 for a bunk up

I've been talking to a bird who's 35. worth making the effort?

If he's fit he's fit...and if he is going for a 20yr old then its most likely no strings attached! So I say get in there

I believe you mean she. But i have a feeling its not no strings attached.

"not no strings attached"

Get her to take the tampon out first man. That's just sick.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha...that strip club we went to last night its called Oops...when you see all the charges on your bank statment is will just say £500- Oops

You sure it was "Oops" and not "Oaps"....? You strike me as a Ronney type (Granny fucker)

no oldest ive had is 40...girls in that place were fucking unbeleivable! most of them are brasses as well ive been told...250 for a bunk up

I've been talking to a bird who's 35. worth making the effort?

If he's fit he's fit...and if he is going for a 20yr old then its most likely no strings attached! So I say get in there

I believe you mean she. But i have a feeling its not no strings attached.

I know what I meant...

35yr old birds don't "date" 20yr old blokes....

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha...that strip club we went to last night its called Oops...when you see all the charges on your bank statment is will just say £500- Oops

You sure it was "Oops" and not "Oaps"....? You strike me as a Ronney type (Granny fucker)

no oldest ive had is 40...girls in that place were fucking unbeleivable! most of them are brasses as well ive been told...250 for a bunk up

I've been talking to a bird who's 35. worth making the effort?

If he's fit he's fit...and if he is going for a 20yr old then its most likely no strings attached! So I say get in there

I believe you mean she. But i have a feeling its not no strings attached.

"not no strings attached"

Get her to take the tampon out first man. That's just sick.

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha...that strip club we went to last night its called Oops...when you see all the charges on your bank statment is will just say £500- Oops

You sure it was "Oops" and not "Oaps"....? You strike me as a Ronney type (Granny fucker)

no oldest ive had is 40...girls in that place were fucking unbeleivable! most of them are brasses as well ive been told...250 for a bunk up

I've been talking to a bird who's 35. worth making the effort?

If he's fit he's fit...and if he is going for a 20yr old then its most likely no strings attached! So I say get in there

I believe you mean she. But i have a feeling its not no strings attached.

"not no strings attached"

Get her to take the tampon out first man. That's just sick.

that is truely disgusting.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha...that strip club we went to last night its called Oops...when you see all the charges on your bank statment is will just say £500- Oops

You sure it was "Oops" and not "Oaps"....? You strike me as a Ronney type (Granny fucker)

no oldest ive had is 40...girls in that place were fucking unbeleivable! most of them are brasses as well ive been told...250 for a bunk up

I've been talking to a bird who's 35. worth making the effort?

If he's fit he's fit...and if he is going for a 20yr old then its most likely no strings attached! So I say get in there

I believe you mean she. But i have a feeling its not no strings attached.

"not no strings attached"

Get her to take the tampon out first man. That's just sick.

that is truely disgusting.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha...that strip club we went to last night its called Oops...when you see all the charges on your bank statment is will just say £500- Oops

You sure it was "Oops" and not "Oaps"....? You strike me as a Ronney type (Granny fucker)

no oldest ive had is 40...girls in that place were fucking unbeleivable! most of them are brasses as well ive been told...250 for a bunk up

I've been talking to a bird who's 35. worth making the effort?

If he's fit he's fit...and if he is going for a 20yr old then its most likely no strings attached! So I say get in there

I believe you mean she. But i have a feeling its not no strings attached.

"not no strings attached"

Get her to take the tampon out first man. That's just sick.

that is truely disgusting.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

It might suit you...like wedging a piece of cardboard under a table leg to fill the gap???

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha...that strip club we went to last night its called Oops...when you see all the charges on your bank statment is will just say £500- Oops

You sure it was "Oops" and not "Oaps"....? You strike me as a Ronney type (Granny fucker)

no oldest ive had is 40...girls in that place were fucking unbeleivable! most of them are brasses as well ive been told...250 for a bunk up

I've been talking to a bird who's 35. worth making the effort?

If he's fit he's fit...and if he is going for a 20yr old then its most likely no strings attached! So I say get in there

I believe you mean she. But i have a feeling its not no strings attached.

"not no strings attached"

Get her to take the tampon out first man. That's just sick.

that is truely disgusting.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

what period sex?

I've had the terrible experience when they dont think they're onand you try it and they are. that was bad enough, but a fully blown blackcurrant surfing session? not for me..

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha...that strip club we went to last night its called Oops...when you see all the charges on your bank statment is will just say £500- Oops

You sure it was "Oops" and not "Oaps"....? You strike me as a Ronney type (Granny fucker)

no oldest ive had is 40...girls in that place were fucking unbeleivable! most of them are brasses as well ive been told...250 for a bunk up

I've been talking to a bird who's 35. worth making the effort?

If he's fit he's fit...and if he is going for a 20yr old then its most likely no strings attached! So I say get in there

I believe you mean she. But i have a feeling its not no strings attached.

"not no strings attached"

Get her to take the tampon out first man. That's just sick.

that is truely disgusting.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

what period sex?

I've had the terrible experience when they dont think they're onand you try it and they are. that was bad enough, but a fully blown blackcurrant surfing session? not for me..

Girls are more sensitive/horney when they are "on"...they love it, personally it isn't a great experience...but if you don't look at your cock afterwards, it aint so bad.

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha...that strip club we went to last night its called Oops...when you see all the charges on your bank statment is will just say £500- Oops

You sure it was "Oops" and not "Oaps"....? You strike me as a Ronney type (Granny fucker)

no oldest ive had is 40...girls in that place were fucking unbeleivable! most of them are brasses as well ive been told...250 for a bunk up

I've been talking to a bird who's 35. worth making the effort?

If he's fit he's fit...and if he is going for a 20yr old then its most likely no strings attached! So I say get in there

I believe you mean she. But i have a feeling its not no strings attached.

"not no strings attached"

Get her to take the tampon out first man. That's just sick.

that is truely disgusting.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

what period sex?

I've had the terrible experience when they dont think they're onand you try it and they are. that was bad enough, but a fully blown blackcurrant surfing session? not for me..

Girls are more sensitive/horney when they are "on"...they love it, personally it isn't a great experience...but if you don't look at your cock afterwards, it aint so bad.

Long story short - I went down on a bird once, came up with a red beard...

TheVoyuer wrote:

Long story short - I went down on a bird once, came up with a red beard...

Oh no, thats terrible. I could never have sex again (although in my current situation im not sure i will anyway). Did you know she was on?

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha...that strip club we went to last night its called Oops...when you see all the charges on your bank statment is will just say £500- Oops

You sure it was "Oops" and not "Oaps"....? You strike me as a Ronney type (Granny fucker)

no oldest ive had is 40...girls in that place were fucking unbeleivable! most of them are brasses as well ive been told...250 for a bunk up

I've been talking to a bird who's 35. worth making the effort?

If he's fit he's fit...and if he is going for a 20yr old then its most likely no strings attached! So I say get in there

I believe you mean she. But i have a feeling its not no strings attached.

"not no strings attached"

Get her to take the tampon out first man. That's just sick.

that is truely disgusting.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

what period sex?

I've had the terrible experience when they dont think they're onand you try it and they are. that was bad enough, but a fully blown blackcurrant surfing session? not for me..

Girls are more sensitive/horney when they are "on"...they love it, personally it isn't a great experience...but if you don't look at your cock afterwards, it aint so bad.

Long story short - I went down on a bird once, came up with a red beard...

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Long story short - I went down on a bird once, came up with a red beard...

Oh no, thats terrible. I could never have sex again (although in my current situation im not sure i will anyway). Did you know she was on?

No, no I didn't know. Who do you think I am??? Admin?

It was NOT a pleasent experience, but to never have sex again? Have a laugh...

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Long story short - I went down on a bird once, came up with a red beard...

Oh no, thats terrible. I could never have sex again (although in my current situation im not sure i will anyway). Did you know she was on?

Think of all the Iron and vitamins that you'd get....

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Long story short - I went down on a bird once, came up with a red beard...

Oh no, thats terrible. I could never have sex again (although in my current situation im not sure i will anyway). Did you know she was on?

Think of all the Iron and vitamins that you'd get....

I'd rather not...

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Long story short - I went down on a bird once, came up with a red beard...

Oh no, thats terrible. I could never have sex again (although in my current situation im not sure i will anyway). Did you know she was on?

No, no I didn't know. Who do you think I am??? Admin?

It was NOT a pleasent experience, but to never have sex again? Have a laugh...

Haha i bet admin loves a sup of the red wine goblet.

ok maybe that was a small exaggeration.

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Long story short - I went down on a bird once, came up with a red beard...

Oh no, thats terrible. I could never have sex again (although in my current situation im not sure i will anyway). Did you know she was on?

Think of all the Iron and vitamins that you'd get....

awww imagine if you got a clotty bit in your mouth.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Long story short - I went down on a bird once, came up with a red beard...

Oh no, thats terrible. I could never have sex again (although in my current situation im not sure i will anyway). Did you know she was on?

Think of all the Iron and vitamins that you'd get....

awww imagine if you got a clotty bit in your mouth.

OMG! This is much much worse than the blue waffle converations...mayb because I've had 1st hand experiance

Bringing back, bad bad memorys! Subject change?

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Long story short - I went down on a bird once, came up with a red beard...

Oh no, thats terrible. I could never have sex again (although in my current situation im not sure i will anyway). Did you know she was on?

Think of all the Iron and vitamins that you'd get....

awww imagine if you got a clotty bit in your mouth.

Eurgh.

Right this conversation needs to change.

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Long story short - I went down on a bird once, came up with a red beard...

Oh no, thats terrible. I could never have sex again (although in my current situation im not sure i will anyway). Did you know she was on?

Think of all the Iron and vitamins that you'd get....

awww imagine if you got a clotty bit in your mouth.

Eurgh.

Right this conversation needs to change.

Your comments are far too similar to mine, far too often

So would you let a really fit bird piss in your mouth, if she let you fuck her any way you wanted?

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha...that strip club we went to last night its called Oops...when you see all the charges on your bank statment is will just say £500- Oops

You sure it was "Oops" and not "Oaps"....? You strike me as a Ronney type (Granny fucker)

no oldest ive had is 40...girls in that place were fucking unbeleivable! most of them are brasses as well ive been told...250 for a bunk up

I've been talking to a bird who's 35. worth making the effort?

If he's fit he's fit...and if he is going for a 20yr old then its most likely no strings attached! So I say get in there

I believe you mean she. But i have a feeling its not no strings attached.

"not no strings attached"

Get her to take the tampon out first man. That's just sick.

that is truely disgusting.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

what period sex?

I've had the terrible experience when they dont think they're onand you try it and they are. that was bad enough, but a fully blown blackcurrant surfing session? not for me..

Girls are more sensitive/horney when they are "on"...they love it, personally it isn't a great experience...but if you don't look at your cock afterwards, it aint so bad.

Long story short - I went down on a bird once, came up with a red beard...

my mate turned up to football on a saturday morning with one of them...we let him go on and on about his conquest till we told the cunt...classic!

TheVoyuer wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Long story short - I went down on a bird once, came up with a red beard...

Oh no, thats terrible. I could never have sex again (although in my current situation im not sure i will anyway). Did you know she was on?

Think of all the Iron and vitamins that you'd get....

awww imagine if you got a clotty bit in your mouth.

Eurgh.

Right this conversation needs to change.

Your comments are far too similar to mine, far too often

Yes - It's rather worrying.

Interesting story thats kinda related

Some school girl near me got with this lad, and had some fruit pastels to hand, so she popped 3 up inside her clunge as her went down on her an started eatin her out, and eating out the fruit pastels

He ate 4 and a few days later had a mouth ful of really painful blisters etc









I'll leave you to guess what the 4th thing was he ate for a few moments.