The Belated Thursday Thread

The Magic Man wrote:

So would you let a really fit bird piss in your mouth, if she let you fuck her any way you wanted?

Yes

I have the T-shirt...not my thing, in any way! But she wanted it and she was 10/10!

The Magic Man wrote:

So would you let a really fit bird piss in your mouth, if she let you fuck her any way you wanted?

i'd let her piss in my mouth just for the thrill.

especially if she was dehydrated.

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha...that strip club we went to last night its called Oops...when you see all the charges on your bank statment is will just say £500- Oops

You sure it was "Oops" and not "Oaps"....? You strike me as a Ronney type (Granny fucker)

no oldest ive had is 40...girls in that place were fucking unbeleivable! most of them are brasses as well ive been told...250 for a bunk up

I've been talking to a bird who's 35. worth making the effort?

If he's fit he's fit...and if he is going for a 20yr old then its most likely no strings attached! So I say get in there

I believe you mean she. But i have a feeling its not no strings attached.

"not no strings attached"

Get her to take the tampon out first man. That's just sick.

that is truely disgusting.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

what period sex?

I've had the terrible experience when they dont think they're onand you try it and they are. that was bad enough, but a fully blown blackcurrant surfing session? not for me..

Girls are more sensitive/horney when they are "on"...they love it, personally it isn't a great experience...but if you don't look at your cock afterwards, it aint so bad.

Long story short - I went down on a bird once, came up with a red beard...

my mate turned up to football on a saturday morning with one of them...we let him go on and on about his conquest till we told the cunt...classic!

Your mates don't shower very often do they?

The Magic Man wrote:

So would you let a really fit bird piss in your mouth, if she let you fuck her any way you wanted?

only if she had just eaten Asparagus....adds to the flavour!!

shagsarsenal wrote:

Interesting story thats kinda related

Some school girl near me got with this lad, and had some fruit pastels to hand, so she popped 3 up inside her clunge as her went down on her an started eatin her out, and eating out the fruit pastels

He ate 4 and a few days later had a mouth ful of really painful blisters etc









I'll leave you to guess what the 4th thing was he ate for a few moments.

Bollocks.

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha...that strip club we went to last night its called Oops...when you see all the charges on your bank statment is will just say £500- Oops

You sure it was "Oops" and not "Oaps"....? You strike me as a Ronney type (Granny fucker)

no oldest ive had is 40...girls in that place were fucking unbeleivable! most of them are brasses as well ive been told...250 for a bunk up

I've been talking to a bird who's 35. worth making the effort?

If he's fit he's fit...and if he is going for a 20yr old then its most likely no strings attached! So I say get in there

I believe you mean she. But i have a feeling its not no strings attached.

"not no strings attached"

Get her to take the tampon out first man. That's just sick.

that is truely disgusting.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

what period sex?

I've had the terrible experience when they dont think they're onand you try it and they are. that was bad enough, but a fully blown blackcurrant surfing session? not for me..

Girls are more sensitive/horney when they are "on"...they love it, personally it isn't a great experience...but if you don't look at your cock afterwards, it aint so bad.

Long story short - I went down on a bird once, came up with a red beard...

my mate turned up to football on a saturday morning with one of them...we let him go on and on about his conquest till we told the cunt...classic!

Your mates don't shower very often do they?

one night stand at a birds house and got up and fucked off in the morning and got the bus to football......

The Magic Man wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Interesting story thats kinda related

Some school girl near me got with this lad, and had some fruit pastels to hand, so she popped 3 up inside her clunge as her went down on her an started eatin her out, and eating out the fruit pastels

He ate 4 and a few days later had a mouth ful of really painful blisters etc









I'll leave you to guess what the 4th thing was he ate for a few moments.

Bollocks.

call me slow... but what the fuck was the fourth thing?

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha...that strip club we went to last night its called Oops...when you see all the charges on your bank statment is will just say £500- Oops

You sure it was "Oops" and not "Oaps"....? You strike me as a Ronney type (Granny fucker)

no oldest ive had is 40...girls in that place were fucking unbeleivable! most of them are brasses as well ive been told...250 for a bunk up

I've been talking to a bird who's 35. worth making the effort?

If he's fit he's fit...and if he is going for a 20yr old then its most likely no strings attached! So I say get in there

I believe you mean she. But i have a feeling its not no strings attached.

"not no strings attached"

Get her to take the tampon out first man. That's just sick.

that is truely disgusting.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

what period sex?

I've had the terrible experience when they dont think they're onand you try it and they are. that was bad enough, but a fully blown blackcurrant surfing session? not for me..

Girls are more sensitive/horney when they are "on"...they love it, personally it isn't a great experience...but if you don't look at your cock afterwards, it aint so bad.

Long story short - I went down on a bird once, came up with a red beard...

my mate turned up to football on a saturday morning with one of them...we let him go on and on about his conquest till we told the cunt...classic!

Your mates don't shower very often do they?

one night stand at a birds house and got up and fucked off in the morning and got the bus to football......

What with no kit or boots?

Plus I'm sure the bird had a shower at her house.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Interesting story thats kinda related

Some school girl near me got with this lad, and had some fruit pastels to hand, so she popped 3 up inside her clunge as her went down on her an started eatin her out, and eating out the fruit pastels

He ate 4 and a few days later had a mouth ful of really painful blisters etc









I'll leave you to guess what the 4th thing was he ate for a few moments.

Bollocks.

call me slow... but what the fuck was the fourth thing?

You're fucking slow!

A clott...you just metioned it..really living up to your username...

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Interesting story thats kinda related

Some school girl near me got with this lad, and had some fruit pastels to hand, so she popped 3 up inside her clunge as her went down on her an started eatin her out, and eating out the fruit pastels

He ate 4 and a few days later had a mouth ful of really painful blisters etc









I'll leave you to guess what the 4th thing was he ate for a few moments.

Bollocks.

call me slow... but what the fuck was the fourth thing?

You're fucking slow!

A clott...you just metioned it..really living up to your username...

that is fucking disgusting. I swear to god i think i'm gonna be sick.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Interesting story thats kinda related

Some school girl near me got with this lad, and had some fruit pastels to hand, so she popped 3 up inside her clunge as her went down on her an started eatin her out, and eating out the fruit pastels

He ate 4 and a few days later had a mouth ful of really painful blisters etc









I'll leave you to guess what the 4th thing was he ate for a few moments.

Bollocks.

call me slow... but what the fuck was the fourth thing?

A clump of herpes/warts that i'd guess tasted abit like a fruit pastel

The Magic Man wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha...that strip club we went to last night its called Oops...when you see all the charges on your bank statment is will just say £500- Oops

You sure it was "Oops" and not "Oaps"....? You strike me as a Ronney type (Granny fucker)

no oldest ive had is 40...girls in that place were fucking unbeleivable! most of them are brasses as well ive been told...250 for a bunk up

I've been talking to a bird who's 35. worth making the effort?

If he's fit he's fit...and if he is going for a 20yr old then its most likely no strings attached! So I say get in there

I believe you mean she. But i have a feeling its not no strings attached.

"not no strings attached"

Get her to take the tampon out first man. That's just sick.

that is truely disgusting.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

what period sex?

I've had the terrible experience when they dont think they're onand you try it and they are. that was bad enough, but a fully blown blackcurrant surfing session? not for me..

Girls are more sensitive/horney when they are "on"...they love it, personally it isn't a great experience...but if you don't look at your cock afterwards, it aint so bad.

Long story short - I went down on a bird once, came up with a red beard...

my mate turned up to football on a saturday morning with one of them...we let him go on and on about his conquest till we told the cunt...classic!

Your mates don't shower very often do they?

one night stand at a birds house and got up and fucked off in the morning and got the bus to football......

What with no kit or boots?

Plus I'm sure the bird had a shower at her house.

it happened, dont beleive me if you like.... i will not be offended

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Interesting story thats kinda related

Some school girl near me got with this lad, and had some fruit pastels to hand, so she popped 3 up inside her clunge as her went down on her an started eatin her out, and eating out the fruit pastels

He ate 4 and a few days later had a mouth ful of really painful blisters etc









I'll leave you to guess what the 4th thing was he ate for a few moments.

Bollocks.

call me slow... but what the fuck was the fourth thing?

You're fucking slow!

A clott...you just metioned it..really living up to your username...

that is fucking disgusting. I swear to god i think i'm gonna be sick.

You fucking brought it up...try actually being there! (Well close anyway) not a pleasent thought...

samiola wrote:

it happened, dont beleive me if you like.... i will not be offended

seems believable enough to me.

Although the idea of a millwall fan getting laid is a bit far fetched for me.

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha...that strip club we went to last night its called Oops...when you see all the charges on your bank statment is will just say £500- Oops

You sure it was "Oops" and not "Oaps"....? You strike me as a Ronney type (Granny fucker)

no oldest ive had is 40...girls in that place were fucking unbeleivable! most of them are brasses as well ive been told...250 for a bunk up

I've been talking to a bird who's 35. worth making the effort?

If he's fit he's fit...and if he is going for a 20yr old then its most likely no strings attached! So I say get in there

I believe you mean she. But i have a feeling its not no strings attached.

"not no strings attached"

Get her to take the tampon out first man. That's just sick.

that is truely disgusting.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

what period sex?

I've had the terrible experience when they dont think they're onand you try it and they are. that was bad enough, but a fully blown blackcurrant surfing session? not for me..

Girls are more sensitive/horney when they are "on"...they love it, personally it isn't a great experience...but if you don't look at your cock afterwards, it aint so bad.

Long story short - I went down on a bird once, came up with a red beard...

my mate turned up to football on a saturday morning with one of them...we let him go on and on about his conquest till we told the cunt...classic!

Your mates don't shower very often do they?

one night stand at a birds house and got up and fucked off in the morning and got the bus to football......

What with no kit or boots?

Plus I'm sure the bird had a shower at her house.

it happened, dont beleive me if you like.... i will not be offended

Not saying I don't believe you, just querying where his boots were and why he couldn't have a shower at the birds house.

I've had one nighters in the past and have showered before leaving.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

it happened, dont beleive me if you like.... i will not be offended

seems believable enough to me.

Although the idea of a millwall fan getting laid is a bit far fetched for me.

Well rape does count I guess...although if your raping a bird, why you would waste time going down on her is beyond me!?

at my school we thought we had a great story. This slutty chick took some boy into a bedroom at a party, and he came out saying that he'd passed out and that the dog had licked her out.

so we went for about a year ripping into this girl about it but as it turns out, it was just that there was a dog in the room and in his drunken state he couldnt speak properly to tell us the right story.

Today has been a decent day of posting...

The Magic Man wrote:

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha...that strip club we went to last night its called Oops...when you see all the charges on your bank statment is will just say £500- Oops

You sure it was "Oops" and not "Oaps"....? You strike me as a Ronney type (Granny fucker)

no oldest ive had is 40...girls in that place were fucking unbeleivable! most of them are brasses as well ive been told...250 for a bunk up

I've been talking to a bird who's 35. worth making the effort?

If he's fit he's fit...and if he is going for a 20yr old then its most likely no strings attached! So I say get in there

I believe you mean she. But i have a feeling its not no strings attached.

"not no strings attached"

Get her to take the tampon out first man. That's just sick.

that is truely disgusting.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

what period sex?

I've had the terrible experience when they dont think they're onand you try it and they are. that was bad enough, but a fully blown blackcurrant surfing session? not for me..

Girls are more sensitive/horney when they are "on"...they love it, personally it isn't a great experience...but if you don't look at your cock afterwards, it aint so bad.

Long story short - I went down on a bird once, came up with a red beard...

my mate turned up to football on a saturday morning with one of them...we let him go on and on about his conquest till we told the cunt...classic!

Your mates don't shower very often do they?

one night stand at a birds house and got up and fucked off in the morning and got the bus to football......

What with no kit or boots?

Plus I'm sure the bird had a shower at her house.

it happened, dont beleive me if you like.... i will not be offended

Not saying I don't believe you, just querying where his boots were and why he couldn't have a shower at the birds house.

I've had one nighters in the past and have showered before leaving.

dont know....guess he was late so in a rush and didnt wash his face or couldnt find the bathroom...not sure.. as for the kit i think he got amate to pick it up for him

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

it happened, dont beleive me if you like.... i will not be offended

seems believable enough to me.

Although the idea of a millwall fan getting laid is a bit far fetched for me.

Well rape does count I guess...although if your raping a bird, why you would waste time going down on her is beyond me!?

hes a Man u fan i think

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

at my school we thought we had a great story. This slutty chick took some boy into a bedroom at a party, and he came out saying that he'd passed out and that the dog had licked her out.

so we went for about a year ripping into this girl about it but as it turns out, it was just that there was a dog in the room and in his drunken state he couldnt speak properly to tell us the right story.

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

it happened, dont beleive me if you like.... i will not be offended

seems believable enough to me.

Although the idea of a millwall fan getting laid is a bit far fetched for me.

Well rape does count I guess...although if your raping a bird, why you would waste time going down on her is beyond me!?

hes a Man u fan i think

in that case i believe you.

TheVoyuer wrote:

Today has been a decent day of posting...

Today has been a good day.

Almost certainly because of the absense of certain members.

samiola wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

it happened, dont beleive me if you like.... i will not be offended

seems believable enough to me.

Although the idea of a millwall fan getting laid is a bit far fetched for me.

Well rape does count I guess...although if your raping a bird, why you would waste time going down on her is beyond me!?

hes a Man u fan i think

So you don't dispute the fact that the only way a Millwall fan can get laid is by force?!?

The Magic Man wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Today has been a decent day of posting...

Today has been a good day.

Almost certainly because of the absense of certain members.

yeah. That Polish Gooner always used to piss me off.